Wow that is a disturbing image

[Logan]

DIM = CHR1S FTW
theUndeadCtie = his supposed girlfriend? aww fuck I dont know.

this is just like a


Session Start (Chr1sFTW:theUNDEADcutie): Sat Nov 03 18:42:12 2007
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: hey
[18:42] CHR1S FTW: this is derrick
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: hey
[18:42] CHR1S FTW: hi
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: i called your house but you werent there
[18:42] theUNDEADcutie: so yea..
[18:42] CHR1S FTW: yea
[18:43] theUNDEADcutie: guess what
[18:43] theUNDEADcutie: i found a pic of me and my pig!
[18:43] CHR1S FTW: no wai!
[18:43] CHR1S FTW: yhey!
[18:43] theUNDEADcutie: kik
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: lol*
[18:44] CHR1S FTW: im not changin my pass either
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: ok?
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: neither am i
[18:44] CHR1S FTW: random
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: nah
[18:44] theUNDEADcutie: im mad
[18:45] CHR1S FTW: why
[18:45] theUNDEADcutie: sean usually only wroites songs for me
[18:46] CHR1S FTW: and he wrote one for someone else?
[18:46] theUNDEADcutie: rei.
[18:47] CHR1S FTW: well i have been gone all day
[18:47] theUNDEADcutie: yea..
[18:47] CHR1S FTW: you got any ideas for a bf yet?
[18:47] theUNDEADcutie: ive been sitting here all day. in my room.
[18:48] CHR1S FTW: i didnt wanna leave
[18:48] CHR1S FTW: i was wanting to talk to you
[18:48] theUNDEADcutie: then why didnt you call..
[18:48] CHR1S FTW: i was gone...
[18:48] theUNDEADcutie: where
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: everywhere...grocery store, walmart, car wash
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: i saw zack at applebees today
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: walmary is the bomb!
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: really?
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: yea
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: you say anything to him?
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: no
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: why not
[18:49] CHR1S FTW: caus i was hungry
[18:49] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: i got micky dees!
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: new lyt, song, headline..alot has changed on my page
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: l
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: yay
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: well new song
[18:50] CHR1S FTW: for me
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[18:50] theUNDEADcutie: pain?
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: yea
[18:51] theUNDEADcutie: yea...
[18:51] theUNDEADcutie: i love you
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: chris got to go to a fucking three days grace concert
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: i love you too
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: he doesnt even like three days grace
[18:51] theUNDEADcutie: wtf
[18:51] CHR1S FTW: i know
[18:52] CHR1S FTW: where did that ily come from?
[18:52] CHR1S FTW: just wondering
[18:52] theUNDEADcutie: what so you mean
[18:52] theUNDEADcutie: do*
[18:52] CHR1S FTW: scroll up a little
[18:52] theUNDEADcutie: what about it
[18:53] CHR1S FTW: just wonderin were it came from
[18:53] theUNDEADcutie: pain. without love.
[18:53] CHR1S FTW: oh ok it makes sense now
[18:53] theUNDEADcutie: yea...
[18:54] CHR1S FTW: i like your layout
[18:54] theUNDEADcutie: thanks..
[18:54] CHR1S FTW: lets b e happy
[18:54] theUNDEADcutie: huh?
[18:54] CHR1S FTW: lets be happy
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: nah
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: what
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: what
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: im not sure
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: ..in a way..
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: lol
[18:55] CHR1S FTW: kinda
[18:55] theUNDEADcutie: i remember that day you were like yea..no..yea!..no. ....in a way...
[18:56] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[18:56] CHR1S FTW: lol greatness
[18:56] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[18:56] CHR1S FTW: cant believe he got to go....
[18:56] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[18:57] theUNDEADcutie: ive never been to a concert
[18:57] theUNDEADcutie: besides mine and jarishas chorus concerts
[18:57] CHR1S FTW: youve never gotton a boquet of roses?
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: no
[18:58] CHR1S FTW: hmmmm
[18:58] CHR1S FTW: you will
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: what do you mea
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: n
[18:58] CHR1S FTW: youll see around your bday
[18:58] theUNDEADcutie: ok...??
[18:59] CHR1S FTW: nvm
[18:59] CHR1S FTW: chikin
[18:59] theUNDEADcutie: ;p;
[18:59] theUNDEADcutie: dangit!
[18:59] theUNDEADcutie: lol**
[19:00] CHR1S FTW: what
[19:00] theUNDEADcutie: i keep misspelling lol
[19:00] CHR1S FTW: lol
[19:00] theUNDEADcutie: i miss our orgies..
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: i love the dane cook thing about mcdonalds
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: yra
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: lol
[19:01] theUNDEADcutie: i love the dane cook vid about the BK liunge
[19:01] theUNDEADcutie: lounge*
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:01] CHR1S FTW: brb
[19:08] CHR1S FTW: bak
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: why are you talking on his
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:08] CHR1S FTW: i cant sign out
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: ok?
[19:08] theUNDEADcutie: why
[19:09] CHR1S FTW: idk
[19:10] CHR1S FTW: its hard..... it kills me not to be able to see you even tho were not going out
[19:10] theUNDEADcutie: yea..
[19:11] CHR1S FTW: it was just as bad when we were together
[19:11] CHR1S FTW: :[
[19:11] theUNDEADcutie: yea...
[19:13] CHR1S FTW: so what you doin?
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: talkin to sean
[19:14] CHR1S FTW: that it?
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: eating s&v chips
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: IMing you and sean
[19:14] CHR1S FTW: lucky
[19:14] theUNDEADcutie: sitting
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: breathing
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: typing
[19:15] CHR1S FTW: omg how do you do that???lol
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:15] CHR1S FTW: i wish i could do that
[19:15] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:17] CHR1S FTW: im gonna reedit my profile
[19:17] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:27] theUNDEADcutie: new song..
[19:27] CHR1S FTW: k
[19:34] theUNDEADcutie: you changing your profile
[19:34] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:37] theUNDEADcutie: it says you arent even on myspace
[19:37] CHR1S FTW: i am
[19:40] theUNDEADcutie: well
[19:40] CHR1S FTW: what
[19:41] theUNDEADcutie: just..well..
[19:41] CHR1S FTW: ok
[19:42] theUNDEADcutie: im sorry
[19:42] CHR1S FTW: why
[19:42] theUNDEADcutie: i broke up with you
[19:43] CHR1S FTW: srsly dont be
[19:43] theUNDEADcutie: why
[19:43] CHR1S FTW: because
[19:43] CHR1S FTW: theres no reason to be
[19:44] theUNDEADcutie: >.<
[19:44] theUNDEADcutie: what are you even changing about your profile
[19:44] CHR1S FTW: im trying to put byakuya on there
[19:45] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:45] CHR1S FTW: nvm ill put ichigoo on there
[19:46] theUNDEADcutie: mk
[19:46] theUNDEADcutie: are you keeping the table bg
[19:46] CHR1S FTW: ill try
[19:46] CHR1S FTW: why
[19:46] theUNDEADcutie: just wonderin
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: is that a problem?
[19:47] CHR1S FTW: no
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: ok them
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: then*
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: my song makes me laug
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: h
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[19:47] CHR1S FTW: lol
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: its supposed to be saddening
[19:47] theUNDEADcutie: it just makes me giggle
[19:48] theUNDEADcutie: sometimes ists just razorblades and handguns..
[19:48] theUNDEADcutie: its*
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: do you have a problem with drinking away sorrow
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: ?
[19:49] CHR1S FTW: not really
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[19:49] CHR1S FTW: your not gonna are you?
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: no
[19:49] theUNDEADcutie: ill only get drunk with sean
[19:50] CHR1S FTW: oh
[19:50] theUNDEADcutie: he wants his first time being drunk to be with me
[19:50] theUNDEADcutie: and im not gunna drink until that happens
[19:51] CHR1S FTW: well the first time i get drunk will be with you
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: thats gunna be a long time
[19:51] CHR1S FTW: why
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: cuz im getting drink with sean first
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: dtunk*
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: blshhh!
[19:51] theUNDEADcutie: drunk*
[19:51] CHR1S FTW: but when is sean gonna do it?
[19:52] theUNDEADcutie: when we can be together
[19:52] theUNDEADcutie: thats gunna be a long time from now
[19:52] theUNDEADcutie: are you sure your first times gunna be with me?
[19:52] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:54] CHR1S FTW: profile
[19:56] CHR1S FTW: i like it
[19:56] theUNDEADcutie: i cant se anything
[19:56] CHR1S FTW: wtf
[19:56] CHR1S FTW: i can
[19:57] theUNDEADcutie: i cant
[19:57] CHR1S FTW: hmm
[19:57] theUNDEADcutie: i can only see the table bg and the lyt
[19:57] CHR1S FTW: same thing happened last time tho
[19:57] theUNDEADcutie: nug uh
[19:57] CHR1S FTW: yea
[19:58] CHR1S FTW: ily
[19:58] CHR1S FTW: btb
[19:58] CHR1S FTW: brb
[20:04] CHR1S FTW: bak
[20:05] theUNDEADcutie: k
[20:06] CHR1S FTW: they say the devils water.. it aint so sweet... you dont have to drink right now.....but you can dip your feet.... ever once in a.... little while....
[20:06] theUNDEADcutie: huh?
[20:06] CHR1S FTW: song
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: oh ok
[20:07] CHR1S FTW: btw i technically sung for you....
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: XDD
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: you mean sang
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:07] theUNDEADcutie: im glad you did
[20:08] CHR1S FTW: yea
[20:08] CHR1S FTW: i suck tho lol
[20:08] theUNDEADcutie: like i care
[20:09] CHR1S FTW: im watching neds
[20:09] CHR1S FTW: declassified
[20:09] theUNDEADcutie: school survival guide
[20:09] theUNDEADcutie: XD
[20:09] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:12] CHR1S FTW: if you could do anything right now what would it be?
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: hm
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: idk
[20:13] CHR1S FTW: think of something
[20:13] CHR1S FTW: anything
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: anything?
[20:13] theUNDEADcutie: see you
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: :]
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: you?
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: mine would be go back out with you
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: damn
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: :]
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: damn what
[20:14] CHR1S FTW: distance
[20:14] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:15] CHR1S FTW: ironic... this episode was about neds gf movin away and him being sad
[20:15] CHR1S FTW: basically the same thing
[20:15] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:16] CHR1S FTW: god i miss you
[20:16] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:18] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:18] CHR1S FTW: im blogging this
[20:18] theUNDEADcutie: what
[20:18] CHR1S FTW:
And sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place where you used to live
When you were young
[20:18] theUNDEADcutie: ok? song
[20:19] CHR1S FTW: yea
[20:19] CHR1S FTW: You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand
[20:20] CHR1S FTW: i think you know that song
[20:20] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[20:21] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:22] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:22] CHR1S FTW: see my profile yet?
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: listen
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: this guy
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: jase
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: just asked me out
[20:24] CHR1S FTW: and
[20:24] theUNDEADcutie: should i date him
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: i dont really know him
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: but if you want
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: idc
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: are you sure
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: its your life
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: ad your in it too
[20:25] CHR1S FTW: but i dont control it
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: i know that
[20:25] theUNDEADcutie: ugh
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: umm
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[20:26] CHR1S FTW: you told me once you kinda didnt like him but w.e
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: i know
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: but w/
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: e
[20:26] theUNDEADcutie: hes liked me since the 4th grade
[20:27] CHR1S FTW: do you like him
[20:27] CHR1S FTW: for him
[20:27] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:27] theUNDEADcutie: i guess
[20:28] CHR1S FTW: hmmmm....
[20:28] theUNDEADcutie: weve been really good friends forever
[20:28] CHR1S FTW: should you risk that friendship?
[20:28] theUNDEADcutie: idk]
[20:29] CHR1S FTW: well then
[20:29] CHR1S FTW: im not sure
[20:29] CHR1S FTW: ummm
[20:30] CHR1S FTW: hey im a gambler and if i was you id try it
[20:30] theUNDEADcutie: lol ok
[20:31] CHR1S FTW: i just hope (not in the bad way) that your available when i move
[20:31] theUNDEADcutie: ok
[20:31] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:31] CHR1S FTW: tell him i said hes lucky
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: how are you talkin to him?
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: phone?
[20:33] theUNDEADcutie: no
[20:33] theUNDEADcutie: runescape
[20:33] theUNDEADcutie: rofl
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: cool
[20:33] CHR1S FTW: you say yes?
[20:34] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: k
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: ill get on
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: we can all talk
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: or
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: w/e
[20:34] CHR1S FTW: 101?
[20:34] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[20:34] theUNDEADcutie: but shes in another world
[20:35] theUNDEADcutie: hes*
[20:35] CHR1S FTW: ask him where hes at
[20:35] CHR1S FTW: nvm
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: <><
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: its a fishie
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: XD
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: XD
[20:36] CHR1S FTW: lol
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: <.><.>
[20:36] theUNDEADcutie: guess what that is
[20:37] CHR1S FTW: hmm i wonder
[20:37] CHR1S FTW: eyes
[20:37] theUNDEADcutie: shaa
[20:38] CHR1S FTW: btw if you dint know my name is iljry
[20:39] CHR1S FTW: didnt*
[20:39] theUNDEADcutie: are you just trying to make me feel bad?
[20:39] CHR1S FTW: how would that make you feel bad?
[20:39] theUNDEADcutie: take a guess -.-
[20:40] CHR1S FTW: caus we broke up?
[20:40] theUNDEADcutie: yea
[20:40] CHR1S FTW: i made it before we broke up
[20:40] theUNDEADcutie: i know
[20:41] CHR1S FTW: whats your name?
[20:42] theUNDEADcutie: Jenna<3Bear
[20:42] CHR1S FTW: lol k
[20:42] theUNDEADcutie: duh
[20:42] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:43] CHR1S FTW: guess what color hair i got?..
[20:43] theUNDEADcutie: brown?
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: no
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: cyan
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: omg
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: died?
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: ...
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: no
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: i wish
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: im gonna get a streak soon
[20:44] theUNDEADcutie: marker?
[20:44] CHR1S FTW: no
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: how
[20:45] CHR1S FTW: im not sure
[20:45] CHR1S FTW: but its comin out
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: take a pi!
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: pic!
[20:45] CHR1S FTW: no cam:[
[20:45] theUNDEADcutie: wtf
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: why
[20:46] CHR1S FTW: they dont have one
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: gay!!!
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: wait
[20:46] theUNDEADcutie: then how does chris get all his pics?
[20:47] CHR1S FTW: how would i know?
[20:47] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:47] theUNDEADcutie: ask maybe?
[20:47] theUNDEADcutie: lol
[20:47] CHR1S FTW: hes gone tho
[20:48] theUNDEADcutie: where would he be
[20:48] CHR1S FTW: he just got back from the three days grace concert......
[20:48] theUNDEADcutie: -.-
[20:53] theUNDEADcutie: i found a good song
[20:54] CHR1S FTW: which one?
[20:54] theUNDEADcutie: wonder- megan mccauley
[20:55] CHR1S FTW: k
[20:55] CHR1S FTW: you still on runescape?
[20:55] theUNDEADcutie: yea -.-
[20:55] theUNDEADcutie: jarisas bein a major bitch
[20:55] theUNDEADcutie: im screaming my face off
[20:55] CHR1S FTW: srry
[20:59] theUNDEADcutie: ill ttyl
[20:59] theUNDEADcutie: k??
[20:59] CHR1S FTW: ok
[20:59] CHR1S FTW: when
[20:59] theUNDEADcutie: shes finally letting me on
[21:00] CHR1S FTW: ily
[21:00] theUNDEADcutie: il2
[21:00] theUNDEADcutie: bye
[21:00] CHR1S FTW: bye
Session Close (theUNDEADcutie): Sat Nov 03 23:29:20 2007

[Bayli]

i miss our orgies.

what the FUCK is this shit.

[Hollow Hills]

UGH FUCK.
I CAN'T READ SHIT LIKE THAT.

it smakes mi brane hurtt lolol!@1

[Bronson]

you dont know dim anyway so it doesn't really matter

[Logan]

I thought it was a SMASHING good read.

[Travis]

god this is incredibly epic

[Logan]

This or Knights of the Round :<

[Bronson]

knights of the round.

[Joe]

tl;dr

summary plz

[Dave]

Logan, when you die the world will create a statue of you beside the Statue of Liberty.

THIS



IS




THE




GREATEST




THING





EVER


Holy shit. And here I was thinking making fun of Dim couldn't get any easier.

I gotta ask...how'd you find this gold?

[Travis]

Chris sent it to him.

Fuck you Joe READ IT.

I told him to post it, and I'm glad I did!

[Bronson]

dave chris was SOOO worried about this getting back to dim, so for right now, dont say anything. we'll bust it out the next time they really piss us off.

:******:

[Joe]

maybe i read later

[Bronson]

i think it'd be pretty boring if you didnt know dim.

[Joe]

yeh thats what im thinking