Oregon Trail

**Travis** · 03-28-2008, 08:52 AM

Great game, and I don't think anything could be better than:

"Jeremy has the measles... Jeremy has died!!1!"

So I'm gonna upload it, so you guys can download and play. It's not the dos one either, it works for all version of windows, and I can say it does work on Vista.

**Bayli** · 03-28-2008, 09:12 AM

Omg. <3

**Travis** · 03-28-2008, 09:15 AM

which means she died of the shits!

**Joe** · 03-28-2008, 09:46 AM

who the fuck is kate

**Travis** · 03-28-2008, 10:23 AM

Incoming Dial Up KILL

OREGON TRAIL BRAWLHQ STYLE

Alright so its me, logan, joe, bayli, and natalie. I'm a blacksmith because well... I has a smelter!

Heres a list of all the shit we're taking on our trip!

Not even 3 days out of the damn gate and Bayli already fell off the wagon.

Of course Joe gets sick seeing Bayli's arm snap like a twig.

Joe is apparently a girl in a pink dress!

Logan, overcome with seeing Joe as a transexual little girl promptly gets sick as well.

Asshole.

Bayli looks very similar to Joe.

There's FIVE of us but we can only carry 200 pounds between all of us?

Logan looks very similar to Joe and Bayli.

GONNA SHOOT THIS SICK FUCKAHHHHHHHH

Alright.. who did it?

Who the fuck is the chain smoker in this group?

Joe apparently fell out of the back of the wagon

Overcome with despair of being with these idiots who can't keep from gettin sick or breakin their shit, I promptly drive the wagon straight into the river...

And apparently not one of us can swim out of a creek either.

**Bayli** · 03-28-2008, 10:25 AM

Travis959 (10:48:01 AM): how u break ur arm already
CHARGIN MA LAZER (10:48:11 AM): cus i'm a fuckin badass
Travis959 (10:48:20 AM): lol kltuz
CHARGIN MA LAZER (10:48:32 AM): probably punched a goddamn bear and my powerful blow was so strong it broke my fucking arm!

**Natalie** · 03-28-2008, 11:22 AM

Haha Nothing happend with me but i ended up Drowning =[

**Joe** · 03-28-2008, 02:01 PM

I got a fevah...and the only prescription...is more cowbell!

**Logan** · 03-28-2008, 02:15 PM

amazing. my favorite thread.

**Logan** · 03-28-2008, 02:55 PM

I got tired of cropping pics, so I just gonna copy/paste the text log.

bottom line:

i never hunted or bought anything and i flipped the wagon. and even though joe was shitting his guts out, me and him made it to oregon.

April 1, 1848
We started down the trail with:
15 oxen
30 sets of clothing
2000 bullets
3 wagon wheels
3 wagon axles
3 wagon tongues
1600 pounds of food

April 4, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 6, 1848
An ox wandered off for 3 days.

April 11, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 12, 1848
We have arrived at the Kansas River Crossing.

April 14, 1848
The ferry got our party and wagon safely across.
We decided to ration the food in meager portions.

April 15, 1848
Broken wagon tongue.
We couldn't fix the wagon tongue, but we replaced it from supplies.

April 18, 1848
Broken wagon axle.
We fixed the broken wagon axle.

April 20, 1848
Natalie has a broken arm.
We have arrived at the Big Blue River Crossing.
The river is too deep to ford. We lost:
3 oxen
1431 bullets
2 wagon wheels
540 pounds of food

April 22, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 24, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

April 25, 1848
We will now travel at a more grueling pace.
We will now travel at a less strenuous pace.

April 26, 1848
We took the wrong trail and lost 2 days.

April 29, 1848
We have reached Fort Kearney.

April 30, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

May 1, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

May 5, 1848
Bad water.

May 6, 1848
Bad water.
We decided to rest for 2 days.

May 8, 1848
We found some wild fruit.

May 9, 1848
We have reached Chimney Rock.

May 11, 1848
We have reached Fort Laramie.

May 18, 1848
Bad water.

May 19, 1848
We have reached Independence Rock.

May 21, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.

May 22, 1848
Natalie is well again.

May 24, 1848
We have arrived at the South Pass.

May 29, 1848
Heavy fog. Lost 1 day.
Travis is suffering from exhaustion.

May 30, 1848
We will now travel at a more grueling pace.
We have arrived at the Green River Crossing.

May 31, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

June 5, 1848
Travis died of cholera.

June 6, 1848
We have reached Soda Springs.

June 8, 1848
We have reached Fort Hall.
We found an abandoned wagon containing:
3 sets of clothing
34 bullets
2 wagon wheels
1 wagon tongue

June 10, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

June 12, 1848
Bad water.
Joe has a fever.

June 13, 1848
We have arrived at the Snake River Crossing.

June 14, 1848
We had no trouble floating the wagon across.

June 15, 1848
No water.

June 16, 1848
No grass for the oxen.

June 17, 1848
We have reached Fort Boise.

June 18, 1848
Bayli has a broken arm.

June 19, 1848
Bad water.

June 20, 1848
The trail is impassable. Lost 7 days.
Natalie has cholera.

June 21, 1848
No water.

June 23, 1848
Joe is well again.

June 25, 1848
No water.

June 26, 1848
Bayli died of typhoid.

June 28, 1848
Natalie got sick and died.

June 30, 1848
We have arrived at the Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.

July 2, 1848
Rough trail.

July 3, 1848
Broken wagon wheel.
We couldn't fix the wagon wheel, but we replaced it from supplies.
Joe has dysentery.

July 4, 1848
We have reached The Dalles.