What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot.
What did the woman say when her husband punched her?
Nothing. She continued to receive physically abuse for 35 years before she killed herself.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
5 comfortably.
A blind man walks into a bar. He quickly steps back and walks around it.
Why did the girl cross the road?
Because I was following her.
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why was everyone laughing at the gay homosexual?
He was a stand up comedian.
Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding?
Her husband was eaten by a shark.


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