Great anti-jokes!

[SuperAfroBoy]

Anti-jokes GO!

What did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for Christmas?
Cancer
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your entire family was killed in a car wreck.
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How do you stop a clown from smiling?
Hit it with an axe.
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How do you make a mime yell?
Throw a brick at his face.
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I went to a garage sale and asked "How much for the garage?"
He replied, "No, you must be confused, I'm selling these household items."
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Q: What did the blond do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She committed suicide because her husband left her that morning for another woman.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Try eating something she has cooked.
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A police officer walks into a bar and sees a rabbi, a clown, and a firefighter sitting at the bar. He ignores them and gets drunk because he is an alcoholic, and avoids his wife.
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Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The otherman replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind abush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
off.
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So a guy walked into the bar and was taken to the hospital to treat his critical head injury, and died on the operating table.
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A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks the bartender. The Texan replies, "Yes, its right here."
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(only some of these are mine)

[Joe]

Who is good at making jokes?
SAB

[Hendrick]

What does a cat sleep on?
A caterpillow.
is my fav joke

[Joe]

A baby seal walks into a club

[Hendrick]

dat mean

i dunt get it

[Joe]

How do you know it's mean if you don't get it

[SuperAfroBoy]

We need some more anti jokes in here.

[Bayli]

fucking hendrick

[solidfury1]

cant take credit for all....

whats black and smells like white paint?
black paint

why cant george washington vote?
because hes dead

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, they are just as intelligent and capable as everyone

two black guys walk into a bar,
they order their drinks, leave a 15% tip and couldn't have been more pleased.-stewie griffin

your mother is so fat that she should probably join a weight loss club such as jenny craig because extreme obesity can cause high blood pressure and cholesterol and lead to type two diabetes

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a gun
get in the van

why does michael j fox make the best milkshakes?
because he has the best ingredients

[SuperAfroBoy]

that last one was great.

[SuperAfroBoy]

Q: What did the pirate captain say the to cruise liner captain?
A: Conseguir en el barco o vamos a matar a los niños.

[solidfury1]

get on the boat or we will kill the children....... priceless

[SuperAfroBoy]

Q: What do you call it when an electric car crashes into a diesel truck carrying a load of lumber?
A: A car accident.

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Trick question! Your cells and glands are consistently producing hormones!

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Ask a priest or bishop to consecrate it.

Q: How can you tell a German from a Swede?
A: Ask to see their passports.

[SuperAfroBoy]

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane?
A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom?
Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

What happens when you choke a smurf?
It dies.

What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard?
A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

Whats the difference between Jello- and a dead baby?
One is a dessert treat, and the other is a tragedy.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

[Casey]

Haha, fabulous SAB.

I lol'd a mighty lol.