The Lazy Reviewer Thread

[Jay]

If you feel like telling everyone how you felt about something but don't want to write a 5 page paper, this thread is for you! Leave a score and/or a few sentences about something you liked, and be on your way! I'll start:

Portal 2 (PC) - 8.5

Very fun game, and a definite improvement over the original. Humor was actually funny this time. Great Co-Op mode. Creative, but its lack of replayability and limited scope keep it from being amazing. If you can get it for $30 or less, go for it. Otherwise wait.

[Logan]

I don't think you've read a lot of our reviews around here! Here's a couple of gems:

http://forums.gamerhandles.com/showt...hots-Part-Deux

http://forums.gamerhandles.com/showt...ame-Megaman-10

And of course, a quick review for the "Lost in Nightmares" DLC

I like the new dlc in this game cause andrew came to save me and wesker kicked him in the head and he flew 50 feet.

[Bayli]

Catherine Demo: 8/10

It's different! It only lets you play on Easy, but I didn't particularly mind because it's notoriously difficult and it lets you get the gist of the controls.

The art style is REALLY appealing and I think the voice acting is well done. Makes me eager to play the full game!

[Andrew]

Singularity: 4/10

A poor mans Bioshock. Story sucked, voice acting sucked, and gameplay was extremely bland. Point is, fuck fruit!

[scrappy]

this thread:

2/10

[Oobs]

this thread:

2/10

your life
-9001/10

[Andrew]

your life
-9001/10

[Jay]

this thread:

2/10

[scrappy]

your life
-9001/10

also...

dead space 2

9/10 - its scary

[Logan]

[Jay]

Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition (Xbox 360) - 9.7

Amazing game. Among the best I've ever played.

[Andrew]

Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition (Xbox 360) - 9.7

Amazing game. Among the best I've ever played.

Better than DNF, Deus Ex, and Bioshock 2! What a shocker Jay! Your telling us what we all knew 2 years ago.
But 9.7 outta 10, come on. Its an 11/10 easy.

[Jay]

Really? You're complaining over a 9.7!?

[Andrew]

I'm complaining that you gave it such a cutesy score. A 9 freaking .7, come on Jay. It's a complete 10/10. Don't try justifying otherwise.

[Jay]

Because there are a few things I nitpick at, such as some of the boss fights.

For whatever its worth, the only game I've ever played that I'd score a full 10 is Ocarina of Time. My "favorite" game of all time (Deus Ex) I'd score about a 9.5. In this case, I felt a 9.5 was too low, and a 10 was too high. Deal with it.