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The delay will be longer, but I am willing to do so. Also, if the demand is high enough (this may take a long while) I will do an authentic costumed "Sweet Transvestite" in GH: Warriors of Rock.

Next time, I shall set up my Mic stand and do guitar/bass and vocals for Megadeth.

Pro-tip: One does not hear 'drunken singing' when one is drunk. They hear a vocal legend that cannot be matched. In reality, they are terrible. But God... it feels amazing.

It's exactly what it looks like. And I don't give a damn. I will do any RB song. If I don't have it, I'll get it eventually. Hint: If you don't get it, the point is that I am destroying music intentionally for the amusement of like... 3 people. That's the joke.

I came. I saw. I came.

Just Dance = An abortion of Dance Central. Just sayin'.

I can't watch it live, but yeah. I need them to announce some sort of third party exclusive for my body to be ready.

My desire for Forza Horizon: Giant rigid boner. <3 Forza

That trailer was more interesting than Gears of War 1-3 in their entirety. Note: That means it was only interesting enough to make me watch it once and consider looking for it when it's $30.

"We will take everything that would normally be on-disk that you want to not be locked at all, and will instead make it take up space on your harddrive. Yes, you still have to pay."

In terms of games where I've had the most pure nonstop fun, Bayonetta easily ranks #1 on that list for this gen.

I'd highly doubt the truth of the rumor, I think it's playing off of SEGA's financial trouble, which hasn't stopped them from budgeting some pretty risky games. Bayonetta 2 would be a relatively safe bet, methinks. I think it all boils down to whether or not P+ wants to make a Bayonetta sequel...

Phantasy Star Portable 2, 'cause I loves me mah Phantasy Star. Surprisingly, I've been able to make a few friends in the limited online community. It's nice.

3:30AM Ate 2 corndogs. 3:35AM Ran a marathon while dragging 300lbs of corndogs behind me on a sled. 8:00AM Ate 300lbs of corndogs. Gained their power, and now I'm so much stronger than Travis, we should pity him.

i <3 Battlefield 3, but I'm terrible. Play with me, it'd be nice to have a squad that actually talks for once.