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So did our dad. I loved giving him a hard time, as though I wasn't going to answer the door for him, etc. Nothing like a man with ice on his balls, unable to get up and give you the smack you probably deserve. (I was 13ish, at the time)

Four eels.

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

That is almost my situation. Think I squeaked by, though.

I do not want a penis hanging off my body. Good Lord. You have some odd ideas, Scrappy.

Wait. Does this mean I'm not allowed to look at porn because I have kids running around above my head?

*sigh* I remember a time when I only knew you as a quote-dispensing machine. Now I get tricked daily!

Like, spicy brown mustard or Grey Poupon?

Travis isn't a leg man. Or ... even an eye man.

Aww! You don't hate me!

You like everything big. How about a turkey club? Normal sized. Made with LOVE!

Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. What kind of sandwich do you want?

:eek: Definite "ugly".

No puede ser!

It's nice that they're given 30 minutes to rest after the procedure. This really sounds like the sort of mature, reasonable, well thought-out plan our cousin would have, doesn't it, Casey? She sounds really pretty, too. I just can't get on board, though. I like testosterone too much and...

Make sure it says "Juicy" across the tush.

NO pants. Or, women's yoga pants, because that would highly amuse me. You'll need to take a picture.

*hides from the one-armed man* On a different topic, I dreamed last night that Hank found out about some plot to kill Walt's kids - by some rival who wanted to be the new kingpin, and THAT'S what got him on board with Walt. Oh Jesus, Rums - get outta my head.