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Your eyes are rounder than mine, Casey. And have fewer teeth.

I'm 11 years older, so shut up. Your eyes are actually less slanted than I though. Maybe I just get dazzled by how enormous they are.

I would like to have him yell at me for something. Then I'd scratch his head and tell him he really isn't that angry with me.

You need a box of those, Logan.

You have troubles, Travis.

Uh. *raises hand* I will look at pretty much anyone's boobs.

I'll miss the cupcakes. I can't eat Twinkies anymore, they just taste like garbage to me. The fruit pies ... delicious, but my god. So calorie-filled, the only way I could justify eating them is if a meteor were about to slam into the earth.

Well, I don't spread it around. I keep it specific.

All of the cats I've had have been from shelters or strays. But I really do like that grumpy cat.

And .... ?

I want THIS cat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INscMGmhmX4 If I had him, it would be impossible to be depressed. Or maybe I'd like a Scottish fold or less grumpy Munchkin kitty.

I would like a pair of leather knee boots but Santa is not taking my calls.

I used to have a cat named Scrappy. He was black and scrappy.

It refers to the slant, not your retardation level. Take a picture of your eye, Casey. You have quite a slant there, SAB. I wonder if the blue-eyed regulars in here out-number the hazels and browns.

You better watch out. I got POWERS. (also, major red eye.)

Jesus Christ my eye looks big there. Anyway, the inner corner of your eye being lower than your outer is called a mongoloid slant. I have a very slight one, Casey's is more prominent. Your outer corner is at least parallel (from what I could tell) and possibly a bit lower. I notice this...

You were the one talking about his "gorgeously intense blue eyes". I haven't seen that picture, only one from further away. He does have a nearly anti-mongoloid slant, though.

That's a complicated name for a kitten. I think you're just doing it so that if it gets lost, you can shout it all over your neighborhood.

Normal is better than horribly disfigured. What am I supposed to do? Call him cute? Guys hate that.

Nah, it's a tv show kinda thing. I can't promise it's any less creepy, but it's definitely a different tone than Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAwappuvPs On second though, it's probably JUST as creepy.