you could contact the nintendo customer services on the back of one of your booklets. you know with the mario w/ screwdriver?
maybe a cotton ball would work. I am not so certain.
real rpg? ha! I dunno. never was too much into paper/dice rpgs. LARPing is probably the dumbest type of REAL rpg. and it just is kinda creepy.
Though, I think Knights of the Dinner Table is probably the best way you can describe a serious adventure. Then again, too serious.
Though rpg...