Euphemism Generator

[SuperAfroBoy]

http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

here are some good ones I got:

bashing the salty eggplant.
wielding the gigantic brontosaurus.
shooting the turtle.
flossing the pope's smurfy donuts!
smothering the taco!
lubing the eternal hot sausage.
running down the badger!
patronizing the sheriff.
flustering the moist pedestrian.

 

[Casey]

"I feel like bending the stick"

*giggle*

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
pounding the proverbial meat.

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
whipping the pachyderm.

Guess what I've been doing? That's right --
spoiling the sausage.

Unbeknownst to me, they were all
igniting the cherry bacon.


The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been
releasing the gigantic croissant.

 

[Casey]

"Will you stop boarding the worm?!"


"She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him hitting the sausage."


"Will you stop punishing the pencil?!"


"He spent every lunch hour at home, dropping the tiny mushroom."





Why do I feel dirty every time I generate one of these?