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You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
 
Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history! From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree! Aaargh!
 
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
 
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
 
This is supposed to be a rock concert, not the bloody splish-splash show!
 
Hey Homer, what's your least favorite country, France or Italy?

Uh, France

Heh, nobody ever says Italy.
 
man i dont think i saw that episode

the best episode is totally the one with hank scorpio
 
lol rofl lol noob fag lol

god this guy was terrible i'm glad he didn't stick around!
 
Most of the Simpsons videos people posted are

Prolly Fox bein' all FUCK YOU
 
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