How many 5 years old can you take?

Joe

Groose
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Nov 10, 2003
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I honestly hope I die fighting thousands of 5 year olds
 

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
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Oct 7, 2006
3,326
you know some people get stung by sting rays.
 

Joe

Groose
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Nov 10, 2003
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yeah like some dude who spent his life wrestling crocodiles and handling venemous snakes
 

Joe

Groose
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Nov 10, 2003
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i lost marks because i've never been trampled at a concert or been in a stampede
 

Natalie

Monkeys killing monkeys
Senior Member
Nov 20, 2007
1,140
haha.. have you ever been to a concert then?...
jeeezee i allways get COVERED in beer.. squashed like sardines and Thrown up in the crowd.. heaps fun till people elbow you in the head and face.
 

Joe

Groose
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Nov 10, 2003
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yeah i've been to concerts but i've never been trampled or nuthin

saw a guy whip his dick out and piss on the floor though
 

Natalie

Monkeys killing monkeys
Senior Member
Nov 20, 2007
1,140
dont believe ive seen that yet...
what a shame....
ha.

dude i hate those creepy dudes who like purposely "accidentally" touch you ... but you wouldnt know so ... haha
 

Joe

Groose
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Nov 10, 2003
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last time somebody touched me i punched him

actually no i made that up

nobody has ever touched me
 
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