Is this ironic

[Joe]

My mom's best friend, who is also a good friend of mine and a woman I have known since I was about 3, is getting married and moving to America next week. Hmm.

Now, I've long since given up any ideas about moving back to the States, but sometimes I wonder if god/whatever other invisible fucker in the sky isn't just fucking with me.

 

[Natalie]

Get nakeeedd and make money .. move back

 

[Joe]

Nobody wants to see my big hairy body naked

 

[Joe]

Then again, SAB found somebody who wants to see his big hairy body naked so

 

[Joe]

And I am not as big or hairy as SAB

 

[Natalie]

funny how the world is..
and
ewwie hair = gross..
no wonder his "fioncee? gf?..." wanted him to shave his balls hhahaha

 

[Joe]

at least my back is free of hair though

back hair is gross

 

[Natalie]

yeah so is chest =x

 

[Joe]

NO CHEST HAIR IS MANLY

 

[Natalie]

fuck that.
thats why you have a dick!.
and get some abs and pecs theres your manlyness Fuck hair.. =@ ill burn it off!!! lol

 

[Joe]

bitch i have pecs and they're covered in a fine sheen of fuzziness

 

[Natalie]

Ewwwwwwwwieeeeee
*pukes a lil*
haha whats the point of having pecs if you cant see them due to a fine sheen of fuzziness..
*poors gasoline on you.... lights match....throws*

 

[Joe]

bitch i swear to god

people with no body hair just look like 12 year olds

 

[Natalie]

face...
other parts not chest or back..
yeah yeah yeah
cunt =@

 

[Joe]

sure if you want your men looking like 12 year olds with drawn-on moustaches

 

[Natalie]

lmao

maybe i do hmmp!.

 

[Joe]

srsly. not having body hair is for FAGGOTS.

 

[Natalie]

k
well go live in jungle

 

[Joe]

better then living in faggotville

 

[Natalie]

you get raped by gorillias and babbooons!