- Nov 10, 2003
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Time for a new madlib
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Luke Skywalker was a rockin' Jedi Grand Master who helped shat the Galactic Empire and found the New shit . Born in 19 BBY, the son of the shitty Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and the crappy Naboo queen Padm Amidala, he was pooped on Tatooine in solitude to hide from Emperor Palpatine and his father, now known as Darth poo , Dark Lord of the feces . In 0 BBY, Skywalker’s life was changed. A poopy purchase of two droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO, led to him meeting Han Solo, Princess Leia Organa, and receiving Jedi training from Obi-Wan Kenobi. Skywalker later defecated the first solid waste Star and joined the Rebel poop .
Over the next few years, he dumped in many of the most stinky battles of the Galactic Civil War. In 3 ABY, Skywalker received Jedi training from Yoda, and learned from Darth poo that the Dark Lord was his father. One year later, he fought in the Battle of Endor, and succeeded in stinking his father back to the light. Thanks to Skywalker, Palpatine was ejected , and the Empire was dealt a i'm blow. One year later, the New shit was formed. Over the next decade, Skywalker helped keep getting throughout the galaxy as the New shit slowly defeated really remnants of the Empire. In 11 ABY, he founded the New Jedi Order, and began bored Force-sensitives about the ways of the Force. In 19 ABY, he of Mara Jade, a fellow thinking user.
In 25 ABY, the Yuuzhan Vong War broke out. Though the New shit was nearly of by the extra-galactic invaders, they were able to various the Yuuzhan Vong in 29 ABY, in large part due to Skywalker and his parts . During the war, Skywalker’s wife gave birth to a of , who they named Ben after Luke’s old of . After the close of the war, the New shit was reshaped into the Galactic poop , and Skywalker reformed his Jedi Order. Following the Dark Nest Crisis, Skywalker began to speech the Jedi’s new view of the Force. In 40 ABY, the Confederation-Galactic poop War broke out, an event that shook the ok . Later that year, when his wife was sab? , and his nephew Jacen Solo took control of the Galactic poop , Skywalker began to fear that Jacen had become a feces , which proved to be true, as he claimed the title of Dark Lord of the feces under the name Darth fine . With the aide of Skywalker, fine was killed by the pope , ending the war and restoring peace to the ok .
Can you see where I gave up?
Over the next few years, he dumped in many of the most stinky battles of the Galactic Civil War. In 3 ABY, Skywalker received Jedi training from Yoda, and learned from Darth poo that the Dark Lord was his father. One year later, he fought in the Battle of Endor, and succeeded in stinking his father back to the light. Thanks to Skywalker, Palpatine was ejected , and the Empire was dealt a i'm blow. One year later, the New shit was formed. Over the next decade, Skywalker helped keep getting throughout the galaxy as the New shit slowly defeated really remnants of the Empire. In 11 ABY, he founded the New Jedi Order, and began bored Force-sensitives about the ways of the Force. In 19 ABY, he of Mara Jade, a fellow thinking user.
In 25 ABY, the Yuuzhan Vong War broke out. Though the New shit was nearly of by the extra-galactic invaders, they were able to various the Yuuzhan Vong in 29 ABY, in large part due to Skywalker and his parts . During the war, Skywalker’s wife gave birth to a of , who they named Ben after Luke’s old of . After the close of the war, the New shit was reshaped into the Galactic poop , and Skywalker reformed his Jedi Order. Following the Dark Nest Crisis, Skywalker began to speech the Jedi’s new view of the Force. In 40 ABY, the Confederation-Galactic poop War broke out, an event that shook the ok . Later that year, when his wife was sab? , and his nephew Jacen Solo took control of the Galactic poop , Skywalker began to fear that Jacen had become a feces , which proved to be true, as he claimed the title of Dark Lord of the feces under the name Darth fine . With the aide of Skywalker, fine was killed by the pope , ending the war and restoring peace to the ok .
Can you see where I gave up?
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Luke Skwalker
Luke Skywalker was a bitching Jedi Grand Master who helped stab the Galactic Empire and found the New xbox . Born in 19 BBY, the son of the tall Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and the japanese Naboo queen Padm Amidala, he was destroyed on Tatooine in solitude to hide from Emperor Palpatine and his father, now known as Darth tractor , Dark Lord of the worm farm . In 0 BBY, Skywalker’s life was changed. A large purchase of two droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO, led to him meeting Han Solo, Princess Leia Organa, and receiving Jedi training from Obi-Wan Kenobi. Skywalker later mowed the first guitar Star and joined the Rebel door .
Over the next few years, he played in many of the most bland battles of the Galactic Civil War. In 3 ABY, Skywalker received Jedi training from Yoda, and learned from Darth tractor that the Dark Lord was his father. One year later, he fought in the Battle of Endor, and succeeded in blowing his father back to the light. Thanks to Skywalker, Palpatine was stomped , and the Empire was dealt a muggy blow. One year later, the New xbox was formed. Over the next decade, Skywalker helped keep cow throughout the galaxy as the New xbox slowly defeated tree remnants of the Empire. In 11 ABY, he founded the New Jedi Order, and began sitting Force-sensitives about the ways of the Force. In 19 ABY, he jumped Mara Jade, a fellow chair user.
In 25 ABY, the Yuuzhan Vong War broke out. Though the New xbox was nearly bright by the extra-galactic invaders, they were able to play the Yuuzhan Vong in 29 ABY, in large part due to Skywalker and his bass guitars . During the war, Skywalker’s wife gave birth to a doggy , who they named Ben after Luke’s old doggy . After the close of the war, the New xbox was reshaped into the Galactic door , and Skywalker reformed his Jedi Order. Following the Dark Nest Crisis, Skywalker began to sleep the Jedi’s new view of the Force. In 40 ABY, the Confederation-Galactic door War broke out, an event that shook the alarm clock . Later that year, when his wife was arrested , and his nephew Jacen Solo took control of the Galactic door , Skywalker began to fear that Jacen had become a worm farm , which proved to be true, as he claimed the title of Dark Lord of the worm farm under the name Darth pitchfork . With the aide of Skywalker, pitchfork was killed by Chris Hansen , ending the war and restoring peace to the alarm clock .
Luke Skywalker was a bitching Jedi Grand Master who helped stab the Galactic Empire and found the New xbox . Born in 19 BBY, the son of the tall Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and the japanese Naboo queen Padm Amidala, he was destroyed on Tatooine in solitude to hide from Emperor Palpatine and his father, now known as Darth tractor , Dark Lord of the worm farm . In 0 BBY, Skywalker’s life was changed. A large purchase of two droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO, led to him meeting Han Solo, Princess Leia Organa, and receiving Jedi training from Obi-Wan Kenobi. Skywalker later mowed the first guitar Star and joined the Rebel door .
Over the next few years, he played in many of the most bland battles of the Galactic Civil War. In 3 ABY, Skywalker received Jedi training from Yoda, and learned from Darth tractor that the Dark Lord was his father. One year later, he fought in the Battle of Endor, and succeeded in blowing his father back to the light. Thanks to Skywalker, Palpatine was stomped , and the Empire was dealt a muggy blow. One year later, the New xbox was formed. Over the next decade, Skywalker helped keep cow throughout the galaxy as the New xbox slowly defeated tree remnants of the Empire. In 11 ABY, he founded the New Jedi Order, and began sitting Force-sensitives about the ways of the Force. In 19 ABY, he jumped Mara Jade, a fellow chair user.
In 25 ABY, the Yuuzhan Vong War broke out. Though the New xbox was nearly bright by the extra-galactic invaders, they were able to play the Yuuzhan Vong in 29 ABY, in large part due to Skywalker and his bass guitars . During the war, Skywalker’s wife gave birth to a doggy , who they named Ben after Luke’s old doggy . After the close of the war, the New xbox was reshaped into the Galactic door , and Skywalker reformed his Jedi Order. Following the Dark Nest Crisis, Skywalker began to sleep the Jedi’s new view of the Force. In 40 ABY, the Confederation-Galactic door War broke out, an event that shook the alarm clock . Later that year, when his wife was arrested , and his nephew Jacen Solo took control of the Galactic door , Skywalker began to fear that Jacen had become a worm farm , which proved to be true, as he claimed the title of Dark Lord of the worm farm under the name Darth pitchfork . With the aide of Skywalker, pitchfork was killed by Chris Hansen , ending the war and restoring peace to the alarm clock .
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lol @ Darth tractor , Dark Lord of the worm farm