Luke Skywalker was a rockin' Jedi Grand Master who helped shat the Galactic Empire and found the New shit . Born in 19 BBY, the son of the shitty Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker and the crappy Naboo queen Padm Amidala, he was pooped on Tatooine in solitude to hide from Emperor Palpatine and his father, now known as Darth poo , Dark Lord of the feces . In 0 BBY, Skywalker’s life was changed. A poopy purchase of two droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO, led to him meeting Han Solo, Princess Leia Organa, and receiving Jedi training from Obi-Wan Kenobi. Skywalker later defecated the first solid waste Star and joined the Rebel poop .
Over the next few years, he dumped in many of the most stinky battles of the Galactic Civil War. In 3 ABY, Skywalker received Jedi training from Yoda, and learned from Darth poo that the Dark Lord was his father. One year later, he fought in the Battle of Endor, and succeeded in stinking his father back to the light. Thanks to Skywalker, Palpatine was ejected , and the Empire was dealt a i'm blow. One year later, the New shit was formed. Over the next decade, Skywalker helped keep getting throughout the galaxy as the New shit slowly defeated really remnants of the Empire. In 11 ABY, he founded the New Jedi Order, and began bored Force-sensitives about the ways of the Force. In 19 ABY, he of Mara Jade, a fellow thinking user.
In 25 ABY, the Yuuzhan Vong War broke out. Though the New shit was nearly of by the extra-galactic invaders, they were able to various the Yuuzhan Vong in 29 ABY, in large part due to Skywalker and his parts . During the war, Skywalker’s wife gave birth to a of , who they named Ben after Luke’s old of . After the close of the war, the New shit was reshaped into the Galactic poop , and Skywalker reformed his Jedi Order. Following the Dark Nest Crisis, Skywalker began to speech the Jedi’s new view of the Force. In 40 ABY, the Confederation-Galactic poop War broke out, an event that shook the ok . Later that year, when his wife was sab? , and his nephew Jacen Solo took control of the Galactic poop , Skywalker began to fear that Jacen had become a feces , which proved to be true, as he claimed the title of Dark Lord of the feces under the name Darth fine . With the aide of Skywalker, fine was killed by the pope , ending the war and restoring peace to the ok .
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