I was behind someone in traffic today who had a bumper sticker that said "Vegetarians save lives everyday!" with a little PETA symbol below it. I was like, Man, I should rear-end you just for having that.
Pluto doesn't revolve around Neptune. It's been classified as a dwarf planet because, for one thing, it's smaller than our moon. Not to mention its highly eccentric orbit around the sun and the fact that there are slightly larger objects further out into the Kuiper Belt.