doing homework. not letting my cat outside. eating candy that we're supposed to give to kids because its just a bunch of really old people without kids in my neighborhood.
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/257222
the original was from ytmnd, but this guy put in some animation. so so funny. scary, but funny. the "cloudsong" is an item apparently, and pretty common.
http://www.openrpg.com/
neh, this came to mind. its tabletop rpgs put online. if you've never experienced it before then its worth a try. its got all kinds of features including a dice roller.. this'd give it a sort of structure instead of casual chatting about how small kuro's dick is...
he wasn't fat. just crazy. he wore lots of clothes, but if you ever got far enough to fight him as a boss his picture was always a scrawny jester looking guy. he always ran away after fights and such. he was a real wuss until he kinda sucked the life force from the world.