America!

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorists your game is through, cause now you have to answer to,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
its the dream that we all share; its the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Ok fine I'm a little bit drunk go away
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
ɥɔʇıq ɐ ɟo uos noʎ 'uosuoɹq 'ʇı pıp noʎ ʍoɥ s,ʇɐɥʇ os
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
hmm
 

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Natalie

Monkeys killing monkeys
Senior Member
Nov 20, 2007
1,140
speaking of Drunk..
My friend crashed his car going 105 and not stoping and clearing out a nice path in the woods....
hmm he should have died yet he came back to the party and continued playing Beer pong..
i guess some people dont learn...
 

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,334
how the fuck do you crash in the woods going 105 and NOT die?
 

Natalie

Monkeys killing monkeys
Senior Member
Nov 20, 2007
1,140
son of a bitch was one lucky mofo.. he missed big trees.. took out lil ones and bushes took out the electric power pole.. I seriously dont get how he survived.. in the morning we all drove by.. if he went in few more ft he would have hit a gas pipe and prolly blow up haha.
 

Bayli

Weeaboo Queen
Senior Member
Oct 15, 2006
3,373
my friend (who is very, very dumb) drove home while drunk and high at the same time on saturday.
she woke up and found that she lost her side view mirror and a huge crack in her windshield.

lol dumbass! surprised she's not dead!
 

Natalie

Monkeys killing monkeys
Senior Member
Nov 20, 2007
1,140
yeah happend 2am 420 haha so noone got to smoke cuz of him lol.
 

Bayli

Weeaboo Queen
Senior Member
Oct 15, 2006
3,373
yeeeah my friend was trashed mainly because of 4/20.
fucking stoner. lulz.
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,896
people need to stop bein stupid and learn how to drive

if you cant drive sober, how you gonna drive drunk stupid!
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
yo yo yo 4/20 smoke weed erryday

nice avatar travis!
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
ɔıƃɐɯ oopooʌ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ op ı
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
ʇuoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ sɐʍ ǝɥ ʞuıɥʇ ı
 
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