America!

[Joe]

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorists your game is through, cause now you have to answer to,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
its the dream that we all share; its the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

Ok fine I'm a little bit drunk go away

 

[Joe]

ɥɔʇıq ɐ ɟo uos noʎ 'uosuoɹq 'ʇı pıp noʎ ʍoɥ s,ʇɐɥʇ os

 

[Tarvis]

lolz FUCK YEAH

 

[Joe]

hmm

 

[Tarvis]

You scared him away

 

[Joe]

I'm not drunk anymore

 

[Natalie]

lmfao

 

[Natalie]

speaking of Drunk..
My friend crashed his car going 105 and not stoping and clearing out a nice path in the woods....
hmm he should have died yet he came back to the party and continued playing Beer pong..
i guess some people dont learn...

 

[Dave]

how the fuck do you crash in the woods going 105 and NOT die?

 

[Natalie]

son of a bitch was one lucky mofo.. he missed big trees.. took out lil ones and bushes took out the electric power pole.. I seriously dont get how he survived.. in the morning we all drove by.. if he went in few more ft he would have hit a gas pipe and prolly blow up haha.

 

[Bayli]

my friend (who is very, very dumb) drove home while drunk and high at the same time on saturday.
she woke up and found that she lost her side view mirror and a huge crack in her windshield.

lol dumbass! surprised she's not dead!

 

[Natalie]

yeah happend 2am 420 haha so noone got to smoke cuz of him lol.

 

[Bayli]

yeeeah my friend was trashed mainly because of 4/20.
fucking stoner. lulz.

 

[Natalie]

yeah stoners are funny but


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/disturbed_melody/blackbettydied.jpg
this my ex car.. =[ christmas got in headon. my bro driving and ice + a big ass chevy = lil 4runner bye bye.

 

[Bronson]

ʇı op n ʍoɥ

 

[Tarvis]

people need to stop bein stupid and learn how to drive

if you cant drive sober, how you gonna drive drunk stupid!

 

[Joe]

yo yo yo 4/20 smoke weed erryday

nice avatar travis!

 

[Joe]

ɔıƃɐɯ oopooʌ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ op ı

 

[Natalie]

ʇı op n ʍoɥ

that or crash?..

 

[Joe]

ʇuoɟ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇnoqɐ ƃuıʞlɐʇ sɐʍ ǝɥ ʞuıɥʇ ı