bad jokes.

[aaron]

why did the white guy goto the black guy's yard sale?

gotta get his stuff back somehow.

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what do you when the wife's watch is broken?

nothing, she doesn't need one, there's a fucking clock on the stove anyway.

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what do you do when the dishwasher isn't working?

kick the bitch and tell her to get back to work.

 

[Tarvis]

I think this is why there are no girlz on the boards.

 

[Joe]

How about some dead baby jokes!

What's worse than a dead baby? A barrelfull of dead babies!

What's worse than that? A barrelfull of dead babies with an alive one at the bottom!

What's worse than that? A barrelfull of dead babies with the alive one eating it's way out!

What's worse than that? The alive baby going back for more!

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a porsche? I don't have a porsche in my garage!

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off it's head!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them!

If you're offended by that...too bad!

 

[aaron]

Originally posted by Travis
I think this is why there are no girlz on the boards.

either that or your avatar.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

well, i'm no expert, but I can't imagine why any female would find it offensive. I know I love to see boobs being touched.