BANG BANG POW POW JOHN WAYNE COWBOY SHOOTIN GAMES WOOOO

[Jay]

So take the DNF preorders and multiply them by 4 (383172) and you have a flop. Deal with it fat boy.

That's preorder figures 4 weeks prior to launch and ONLY for the 360 version.

It doesn't factor in the PS3 or PC boxed copies, digital sales via Steam, OnLive, and Direct2Drive, and doesn't factor in the Balls of Steel edition.


And traditionally preorder figures aren't even a tenth of total sales.

Go make your 14th sandwich of the night while the big boys discuss figures.

 

[Chris]

watermelon = DNF
guy = jay/dnf fanboys
kids laughing in the background = everyone

[video=youtube;qp41KNTYlsA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp41KNTYlsA[/video]

 

[Chris]

FIXED

 

[Logan]

I thought we came to a good agreement that if Jay likes DNF, then that's fine.

Don't church it up son. It'll never recoup its losses and will forever live as a mediocre shooter that actually got released.

 

[Jay]

Chris immortalized in Bronze.

 

[Logan]

IS THAT YOU JAY!? WITH THE BALD HEAD?

 

[Chris]

Nah I actually have hair. It's more you than me.

 

[Bayli]

[video=youtube;qp41KNTYlsA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp41KNTYlsA[/video]

did someone say
exploding watermelon?

 

[Jay]

and BAYLI WITH THE GODDAMN CHAMPS

 

[Chris]

did someone say
exploding watermelon?

 

[Logan]

Chris' game = Skyrim = Gonna be FANTASTIC
Logan's game = ME3 = Gonne be FANTASTIC
Bayli's game = Skyward Sword = Gonne be FANTASTIC

Jay's game = DNF = GONNA SUCK. Don't worry, he'll just piggy-back on all the games posted above and pretend DNF never happened.

 

[Chris]

Chris' game = Skyrim = Gonna be FANTASTIC
Logan's game = ME3 = Gonne be FANTASTIC
Bayli's game = Skyward Sword = Gonne be FANTASTIC

Jay's game = DNF = GONNA SUCK. Don't worry, he'll just piggy-back on all the games posted above and pretend DNF never happened.

NAW MAN WHAT ABOUT DOOS EX MAN!

 

[Logan]

I beat Mega Man 3 in 2 days. Jay can't beat Mega Man 9 in the same time frame.

Well, I've played a lot of mega man games so that's a bit unfair.























































































Oh wait

Spoiler

MM3 was the first game I ever played all the way through and I was 5. Damn, Jay sucks!

 

[Chris]

MAN I WAS BUSY PLAYIN MARIO MAN! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SIDESCROLLIN BLUE SHITHEAD

 

[Logan]

at jay

 

[Chris]

Deus Ex and DNF are gonna suck.

Men's Warehouse approved.

 

[Jay]

Chris' game = Skyrim = Gonna be FANTASTIC
Logan's game = ME3 = Gonne be FANTASTIC
Bayli's game = Skyward Sword = Gonne be FANTASTIC

Jay's game = DNF = GONNA SUCK. Don't worry, he'll just piggy-back on all the games posted above and pretend DNF never happened.

DNF will be pretty good.

DXHR will be better than all the games above. BITCH

 

[Logan]

MEGA MAN 20 YEARS

[video=youtube;fnScYHxMNzw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnScYHxMNzw[/video]

DUKE NUKEM 20 YEARS

[video=youtube;CQFEY9RIRJA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA[/video]

DEUS EX 20 YEARS

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What the hell is Deus Ex?

 

[Chris]

Deus Ex and DNF are gonna suck.

Men's Warehouse approved.

Jay's reply:

 

[Jay]

http://gamrfeed.vgchartz.com/story/86349/marvel-vs-capcom-3-producer-meetings-hint-at-more-to-come/