BANG BANG POW POW JOHN WAYNE COWBOY SHOOTIN GAMES WOOOO

WTF IS THIS JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HOOKERS: THE GAME!?

AND THE UNDERTAKER CHOKE SLAM OUT OF NOWHERE!?

GAME OF THE YEAR STATUS = CONFIRMED!
 
*Body slams chick*
...When it comes crashing down...

*shoots injured woman*

...I feel strong about right and wrong...

LYRICS ARE PERFECT
 
So wait, lemme get this straight. I can bitch slap hookers? I can choke slam hookers? I can bitch slap a bitch for talking back? AND THERE'S BREAK DANCIN?

SOLD!!!
 
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SOUND THE ALARM FOLKS!!

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This is PUBLISHED by Bethesda. Bethesda has one major in-house dev company headed by Todd Howard and that is the Elder Scrolls/Fallout team. Bethesda is a major PUBLISHER. They're only PUBLISHING this game.

And the "guy behind Half Life 2"? Give me a break. That fucker was a glorified level designer. Says it right in the story. Imagine if I was a guy on a movie set and then attached my name to a project.

"FROM THE MAN BEHIND LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD COMES A NEW ACTION ADVENTURE!"

Problem is, once you do some digging you'll find out that I was a fat intern who fetched Bruce Willis a doughnut when he asked for one.

tl;dr

Logan - YOU SUCK!
Jay's masterful response - YOU DO!
:ryan:
 
never really hard of the first game so I have no idea what its about but it looks cool IMO
 
It's a prequel set 25 years before the first game, and the story is (mostly) self contained. You may see a DX1 character here and there but you don't need to play the other games to know what is going on.
 
it looks like one of those games that is kinda meant to play on the PC, I may try it if I have the money (not on PC of course....damn shitty video card)
 
GAH, A revolver with EXPLOSIVE AMMO?

I really, really, really want this.

And Deus Ex has traditionally been a PC franchise, but the new game has been adapted to work well with consoles --Not "dumbed down" per se. The closest thing I can think of to compare it to would be Fallout.
 
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