Death Rally remake coming to iDevices!

[Jay]

Death Rally is a cool little top down car combat game coming to the iPhone and iPad from Remedy, the folks behind Alan Wake, Max Payne and of course, the original Death Rally.

Confirmed drivers:
Duke Nukem
Barry Wheeler from Alan Wake
John Gore from MiniGore
Angry Birds' Mighty Eagle



[video=youtube;UYTEPZWtkHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYTEPZWtkHs[/video]

 

[Logan]

Cool Story Bro coming to General Forum!

This super cool story was brought to you by Jay, authority in the areas of Cool, Stories, and Bros.

Confirmed Characters:

Jay

 

[Jay]

 

[Logan]

Damn I was expecting more.

http://www.gamerhandles.com/logan/Jay.mp3

 

[Jay]

LMAO That's awesome

AND DEATH RALLY IS AWESOME TOO YOU JERK. You just mad that Mega Man ain't a driver!

 

[Logan]

Hey Duke, while you've spent the last 14 years mired in obscurity due a mismanaged and talentless development team, I've been enjoying game after game after game. I was excited to hear they finally shoehorned you into some driving game that bald people can play on their phone while sitting on the toilet. I had a racing game in 1997, all about me of course because I demand that kind of respect, but good for you! Well, good seein ya!


PS.

Bye!

i

 

[Bayli]

lllllllllllooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll

 

[Jay]

Don't encourage him Bayli!

Dear Megaman:
I'm sorry I wasn't able to respond to your letter right away. I'm much too busy with press coverage and looking over our DNF preorder figures to spend any time arguing with a washed up Mario clone side scrolling game that no one cares about anymore. Also, I've enclosed a copy of Deus Ex: Human Revolution with this letter, some annoying bald fan of mine insisted I mail it to you to give to some "Logan" loser. Anyway, I'm about to shoot pool with Charlie Sheen and get a lap dance from Catherine Zeta-Jones, so I gotta wrap this up. Keep pumping out those useless NES style side scrollers and maybe you'll be back in the limelight one day!
Sincerely, The King


P.S. Duke Silver has cancer.

Ashley Williams is black

 

[Logan]

DEATH RALLY. Here's some more generic titles.

KILL RACE
DANGER ROAD
BAD HIGHWAY
BLOOD CIRCUIT

 

[Jay]

How about Sphere O' Fear?
GIANT HURT BALL?

 

[Chris]

World class skirt.

 

[Jay]

Did anyone notice my invisitext?

 

[Logan]

WIN

 

[Tarvis]

what is death rally

 

[Bronson]

World class skirt.

Duh! That's all Jay does! I don't think he's ever had an actual discussion. Anytime we try to debate something with him, he just completely changes the subject.

 

[Jay]

LOOK AT ME IM BRONSON I TAKE ERYTHING SUREOUSLY

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

You know what should be remade? ROCK'N'ROLL RACING. That damn game was amazing.