- Nov 10, 2003
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I was searching "superafroboy" on google, as I sometimes do when I bored to death, and found an elib I made a long time ago, I think in grade 11. Anyway, I filled it out and here is what I came up with:
Legendary Adventure
The day was very slippery , but SuperAfroBoy knew that he had to begin his quest today. He knew that George Costanza would be waiting for him at the end, and that they would have a foamy duel to the death. But he also knew that if he didn't kill George Costanza then the entire world would go green .
SuperAfroBoy grabbed his cheese wheel and rock and went out the door. His adventure began. So he made his way to the bathroom , but at the gates, a green , blue mailman was there.
The mailman looked at SuperAfroBoy and snarled, If you want to enter the bathroom then you must answer my riddle! If a xbox and a giraffe were to be put in a blender with a calculator what would come out?
SuperAfroBoy replied with, Why, thats simple! A bottle !
The mailman had a happy look on its face as it said, What? How did you know the answer was bottle ! Well, I must keep my word, you may enter the bathroom .
So SuperAfroBoy entered the town, he knew what he had to do. He needed to find the nearest EB and ask for Shiggy . Shiggy was supposed to know where the hat of the bathroom was hidden. It wasn't long before SuperAfroBoy found Shiggy .
SuperAfroBoy looked at Shiggy and said, I must know, where is the hat of the bathroom ?
Shiggy said, Ha, you think I tell that to just anyone? You must prove you are worthy by answering a riddle! What has 34 toes , always screams HOLY COW , and jumps like crazy?
SuperAfroBoy look very spikey as he said, That is even eaiser then the one at the gate! The anwer is a metallic sword !
Shiggy looked shocked! Well, a promise is a promise! The hat of the bathroom is located in the basement of the basement , he said.
So SuperAfroBoy went to the basement of the basement and found the hat of the bathroom in a small chest. He remebered seeing a pedistal on the main floor of the basement that had in imprint of a hat on it! So SuperAfroBoy put the hat of the bathroom on it and suddenly a round light shone!
George Costanza suddenly emerged from the light, he was carrying a very bouncey , heavy , and steamy rubiks cube with him, and he had a white look on his eyeball . He said, You know I will kill you with my rubiks cube . And just as he said the he swung the rubiks cube at SuperAfroBoy , but SuperAfroBoy pulled out his own rubiks cube and blocked the blow. They continued their rubiks cube fight, until SuperAfroBoy delivered one final rubbery blow to the stomache of George Costanza .
As George Costanza layed in a pool of his own urine he died. SuperAfroBoy raised his rubiks cube in triumph! He announced that today was the most smelly and yellow day ever.
And so the legend goes.
if you care, here's the link to do it yourself, or fill out a different one and post it here:http://www.elibs.com/e/load2?10457109174147
Legendary Adventure
The day was very slippery , but SuperAfroBoy knew that he had to begin his quest today. He knew that George Costanza would be waiting for him at the end, and that they would have a foamy duel to the death. But he also knew that if he didn't kill George Costanza then the entire world would go green .
SuperAfroBoy grabbed his cheese wheel and rock and went out the door. His adventure began. So he made his way to the bathroom , but at the gates, a green , blue mailman was there.
The mailman looked at SuperAfroBoy and snarled, If you want to enter the bathroom then you must answer my riddle! If a xbox and a giraffe were to be put in a blender with a calculator what would come out?
SuperAfroBoy replied with, Why, thats simple! A bottle !
The mailman had a happy look on its face as it said, What? How did you know the answer was bottle ! Well, I must keep my word, you may enter the bathroom .
So SuperAfroBoy entered the town, he knew what he had to do. He needed to find the nearest EB and ask for Shiggy . Shiggy was supposed to know where the hat of the bathroom was hidden. It wasn't long before SuperAfroBoy found Shiggy .
SuperAfroBoy looked at Shiggy and said, I must know, where is the hat of the bathroom ?
Shiggy said, Ha, you think I tell that to just anyone? You must prove you are worthy by answering a riddle! What has 34 toes , always screams HOLY COW , and jumps like crazy?
SuperAfroBoy look very spikey as he said, That is even eaiser then the one at the gate! The anwer is a metallic sword !
Shiggy looked shocked! Well, a promise is a promise! The hat of the bathroom is located in the basement of the basement , he said.
So SuperAfroBoy went to the basement of the basement and found the hat of the bathroom in a small chest. He remebered seeing a pedistal on the main floor of the basement that had in imprint of a hat on it! So SuperAfroBoy put the hat of the bathroom on it and suddenly a round light shone!
George Costanza suddenly emerged from the light, he was carrying a very bouncey , heavy , and steamy rubiks cube with him, and he had a white look on his eyeball . He said, You know I will kill you with my rubiks cube . And just as he said the he swung the rubiks cube at SuperAfroBoy , but SuperAfroBoy pulled out his own rubiks cube and blocked the blow. They continued their rubiks cube fight, until SuperAfroBoy delivered one final rubbery blow to the stomache of George Costanza .
As George Costanza layed in a pool of his own urine he died. SuperAfroBoy raised his rubiks cube in triumph! He announced that today was the most smelly and yellow day ever.
And so the legend goes.
if you care, here's the link to do it yourself, or fill out a different one and post it here:http://www.elibs.com/e/load2?10457109174147
