Fuck Britain

[Joe]

Its cold and wet and expensive and basically I don't like it here

Goin back to Florida as soon as I can

 

[Link182]

Well, Florida is hot, muggy, and expensive.

Also, hurricanes.

 

[Joe]

Florida aint nowhere near as expensive as here

Its twice as expensive here easy

And its only too hot 3-4 months of the year, here its always cold

 

[Logan]

MAN i thought you wanted to go back to BRITAIN

 

[Joe]

Yeah I thought that too

Soon as I got here I was like whoooooooops

 

[Joe]

Also I like how I never ever got flooded with a hurricane, but right now the country is getting fucked up by huge floods. 30 mins away there's 6 feet of water in the streets. I live on a hill so im ok.

 

[Logan]

rofl

 

[Joe]

Theres a huge flood, and the local water pumping facility got fucked. So now theres a flood AND a water shortage! Woo! Fucking awesome!

 

[Joe]

So the water supply is prolly gonna shut off soon. And the power might go out too.

Get me the fuck outta here

 

[Tarvis]

man we need to start the "get joe back to amurica and a xbox 360" OPERATION/donation.

 

[Logan]

lol fuck that

 

[Joe]

Hopefully I'll be back in like January

And when I do go back I make a lot of $$$ cuz is worth like twice as much, but I get it switched.

 

[Joe]

The water's gone

 

[Joe]

If I disappear for a while again it's cause the power may go out.

I'm fucked.

 

[Joe]

Mm well looks like I'll be ok.

 

[Tarvis]

lolz. u rnt a camel

 

[Joe]

U are

 

[Tarvis]

well if I was, and I was in your situation, I'd be a hole hell of a lot better off LOL

 

[Joe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_2007_United_Kingdom_floods

 

[Tarvis]

Maybe your ass will get flooded back over here into AMERICA.