hay im at work and its freezin

[Tarvis]

its like 35 degrees, 30 mph winds and its snowin! all i got is my little unreliable gas heater in this hole-y buildin from 1760.

 

[Tarvis]

say stuff that will warm me up

 

[Logan]

quit

 

[Dave]

burn the building to the ground. you get to quit AND stay warm!

Edit: And also charged with arson, but who gives a damn?

 

[Tarvis]

im practically sittin on my heater!

 

[Joe]

Uh its about 50 and pretty rainy here I guess!

 

[Tarvis]

it 28 degrees now GOD

 

[Bronson]

Who puts a spa or resort or whatever in an area where it snows?

You can't have any customers.

 

[Joe]

Apparently he does if he's gotta do all the asswiping!

 

[Tarvis]

i have people in here naked swimmin around now. the temp dont bother them!

 

[Bronson]

fags.

 

[Joe]

They don't like hugh tooties.

 

[Patrick]

tarv i hope you get paid a lot for your job.

 

[Tarvis]

luls i make close to minimum wage

 

[Bronson]

lulz i make $2.13

 

[Bayli]

i makes 6.55

 

[Joe]

£5.84

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

CAN$12.00

 

[Bronson]

Sounds like I lose!

 

[Patrick]

8.24