Is there an afterlife?

[Joe]

REALLY GREAT

 

[Patrick]

i'm eatin a granola bar ( n n)

 

[Joe]

nutrigrain > granola

 

[Jarrod]

yes, just because the instant you die you loose 12 oz of your bodyweight. I've been looking for the article where i read this but can't find it right now, i'll post it later if i come across it.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

that has nothing to do with nutrigrain. please keeps posts on topic, k?

 

[Jarrod]

shutup

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

Inspector Gadget Approves!

 

[Bronson]

i hated inspector gadget when i was little.

 

[Jarrod]

go go gadget inflateable middle finger!

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

I bet inspector gadget is a pedophile.

 

[Joe]

you're

 

[Patrick]

i always wanted to see what dr. claw or mr. claw or whatever looked like

 

[Joe]

wut

 

[Patrick]

the main antagonist of mr. gadget!

 

[Joe]

fuck THAT show

 

[Patrick]

yeah gay show. i got so pissed off at it because i wanted inspector gadget to die because he was so unskilled

 

[Joe]

its like how stormtroopers are supposed to be so good but 30 of them can't hit han solo when he's standing still

wait

its nothing like that

 

[Patrick]

but yeah I heard that thing that Jarrod said, about weighing a body right before death then right after to find how much a soul weighs

 

[Joe]

i'm pretty sure that's bullshit but i can't be bothered looking it up

 

[Joe]

I mean seriously, the soul weights 12oz? What the hell kinda shit are you smoking? If the soul is an ethereal immortal spirit, why the hell does it have mass?