mIRC quotes :D

[Tarvis]

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
[ab] HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?

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[Ben174] : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
[ChrisLMB] : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
[Ben174] : Where u work?
[ChrisLMB] : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
[Anubis] what fraud?
[Kadmium] You haven't heard about it?
[Anubis] no?
[Kadmium] You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
[Anubis] omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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[Sui88] 67% of girls are stupid
[V-girl] i belong with the other 13%

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[Stormrider] I should bomb something
[Stormrider] ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
[Stormrider] Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
[Elzie_Ann] I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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[FBI] We saw it anyway.
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[Logan]

[mrphilez] how many inches is 69mm?
[GLHTurbo] let me measure my penis
[Avram] how would that help? you have a 69mm penis?
[GLHTurbo] yes
[_neil] 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71"
[GLHTurbo] yes i do
[GLHTurbo] oh wait

[Roladex] i was just talking to some girl about bdsm
[Roladex] turns out she thought it was buddhism

[xTaVx] im bored
[EvilChatOp] you're aways bored
[EvilChatOp] go masterbate or somethign
[xTaVx] brb

* StorDuff has joined #suicide
[StorDuff] YOU ARE ALL USELESS
[ManInMoon] tell me something I didn't know already

[bill``] I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone have any last minute tips?
[MSINISTER] dont put metal in a microwave!
[MSINISTER] good luck!

McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday
Durandal_> hehe
Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation built onto my midsection
Limmo> fatass
Badtz> fatty
Dekkon> fattie
Livewireo> Goddamn fatty
* Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel.
Dekkon> it runs deep