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[Tarvis]

So while I deal with the fact that some invisible force is crushing my head between it's two hands, due to the fact that it's probably because I have one wholly wisdom tooth and I'm too stubborn to go to the dentist so they can rip it out of my head, I've been reading forum and threads, mostly on my phone. But since my phone can't make paragraphs for some reason, I have to make this post on work computer.

I took like 3 ibuprofens even though bottle said NO MOAR THAN 1 for every 6 to 8 hours. The pain isn't going away! So instead I read forum posts which makes pain go away temporarily because I can laugh at the things posted in said threads. So because modern medicine isn't working, and my boss has said "I'm sorry to hear that get back to work", the only thing that helps my dying disease is you guys. I love u guys.

Hey wait. I guess this tooth is eating my brain away, or those 3 pills are making me dumb, as this is sappy post, GROSS. Never making a post like this again.

 

[Logan]

better get that head checked out!

 

[Bayli]

am i included when u say "i love u guys"

 

[Tarvis]

i dunt want surgeries

 

[Tarvis]

bayli is so selfish.

 

[Tarvis]

i save ur luvs to when i get thanksgivin banner

 

[Bayli]

i just want to be included ;_;

 

[Tarvis]

i just want banner that says happy thabsgivin or whatever logan said

 

[Logan]

I still have!

 

[Tarvis]

loll

 

[Tarvis]

bayli i demand the banner have that dog somewhere in it, in the background or whatever! plox

 

[Bronson]

there's something wrong with your brain!

 

[Joe]

Man I remember when I got those good goddamn wisdom teeth of mine out

All four were impacted so they had to cut my gums up into little shreds

I got local anasthetic so I was awake but didn't feel a thing, it was kinda surreal

For a week afterwards, I felt like a piece of SHIT!

 

[Tarvis]

i dont think they would have to cut it out, just pull.

If they say cut, I will run away 4 life

 

[Bronson]

Shoulda used Colgate toothpaste.

The one with tartar control!

 

[Tarvis]

it made me feel like a piece of shit!

 

[Joe]

I PISSED

 

[Bronson]

THIS BETTER BE THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG!

 

[Joe]

Dad you want some Twizzlers? They're really good!