- Nov 10, 2003
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Oh boy, it's been like two years since I made that thread on the Oregon Trail, so let's make a new one with one of it's sequels:
THE AMAZON TRAIL
Well this time around you can only have one person go with you, and since sausage-fests are no fun, we're going to go with Isabel.
Interesting set of supplies here, I'm not even sure where I'm going at this point, but if I need 10 machetes, and 90 packs of first aids then I can only assume it's into the deepest part of hell.
Oh, so here is why I am going somewhere. Wait, Inca's? Haven't then been wiped out since the 1500s?! But the guy up there looked like a World War II soldier. WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Wait, this isn't a trail, it's a god damn RIVER. Shouldn't this game be called "The Amazon River"? And why am I in this shitty canoe?
WHAT? Is this what happens in the Amazon? Is this the secret to time travel?
Well this time portal has really fucked me over.
What the fuck is that boat? Why can't I have one of those long ass fuckers?
This sucks.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Fuck you.
Oh boy, we get to do some fishing.. with what looks like the trident from the little mermaid.
Five fish totaling 349 pounds. Now unless there is some huge fucking lily pads on the last image, then there is something wrong with the perspective here.
I guess I caught their pet fish. But this begs the question, how did they capture me? Did they swim out to us while we were fishing?
The Incas are all gonna die anyways, so fuck this game.
THE AMAZON TRAIL
Well this time around you can only have one person go with you, and since sausage-fests are no fun, we're going to go with Isabel.
Interesting set of supplies here, I'm not even sure where I'm going at this point, but if I need 10 machetes, and 90 packs of first aids then I can only assume it's into the deepest part of hell.
Oh, so here is why I am going somewhere. Wait, Inca's? Haven't then been wiped out since the 1500s?! But the guy up there looked like a World War II soldier. WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Wait, this isn't a trail, it's a god damn RIVER. Shouldn't this game be called "The Amazon River"? And why am I in this shitty canoe?
WHAT? Is this what happens in the Amazon? Is this the secret to time travel?
Well this time portal has really fucked me over.
What the fuck is that boat? Why can't I have one of those long ass fuckers?
This sucks.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Fuck you.
Oh boy, we get to do some fishing.. with what looks like the trident from the little mermaid.
Five fish totaling 349 pounds. Now unless there is some huge fucking lily pads on the last image, then there is something wrong with the perspective here.
I guess I caught their pet fish. But this begs the question, how did they capture me? Did they swim out to us while we were fishing?
The Incas are all gonna die anyways, so fuck this game.
