The Simpsons

[Bronson]

well i knew bout scurvy and everything.

but how is that derogatory(sp)?

 

[Joe]

I dont think its meant to be really derogatory

I honestly cant think of any bad ones

 

[Bronson]

well let's make one up.

what are some bad qualities of british people

other than bad teeth and all the guys talk like queers.

 

[Patrick]

Teafags

 

[Joe]

um

prince charles has big ears

things are expensive

we drink too much tea (i hate tea)

the weather sucks

there are fewer hot girls

 

[Joe]

Teafags

BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH

 

[Bronson]

yeah teafags works.

 

[Joe]

Teafags it is

Lets make up some racist terms for other countries

I PICK RUSSIA

 

[Patrick]

List their qualities

 

[Joe]

They drink vodka

They wear big hats

They are commies

 

[Bronson]

pinko?

or is that about communists in general?

or maybe something else entirely?

 

[Bronson]

Contrary to popular belief, used to describe Socialists, as Communism = Red, and Capitalism = White. (See Russian Revolution in your history text book) Red + White = Pink. Therefore, Socialism = Pink.

nevermind then.

 

[Joe]

I think it refers to commies in general

um

actually The Russian is awesome so maybe we should pick another country

 

[Joe]

OH

 

[Bronson]

wow good point

his shirt is red and white

coincidence?

 

[Patrick]

Luke says:
The lime is the fruit that survives longest off the vine, so British sailors would pack their ships full of limes to /prevent/ scurvey, and then monopolised the world lime trade to stop the other navies doing it and ended up with more limes than they needed, and then sold them at extortionate prices
Luke says:
Term lime/limey was generally just used for British sailors, but it was also an action, too
Luke says:
"To lime" was an action, describing the British soldies "liming around", 'acting British', in foreign cities

 

[Joe]

If theres one thing the brits are good at

Its monopolyzing

We took over a lotta countries

 

[Bronson]

who the fuck is luke?

 

[Joe]

Your son

 

[Patrick]

My british friend lol