Three Wishes

[Joe]

So you found a magic lamp with a genie inside! Congratulations! You now have three wishes. The only restriction is that you cannot wish for more wishes, nor can you wish to be able to wish for more wishes, nor can you wish to remove any restriction on wishing for wishes. Ok? No wish-wishing. Oh, and the genie is non-malicious, and will not twist your words and make life a living hell for you if you word them slightly off.

So what will you wish for? I'd pick:

1) Invulnerability, but not immortality. Being invulnerable would be cool as shit, but being immortal would suck horribly.
2) An infinite supply of money
3) Unlimited psychic powers

 

[Tarvis]

1. Lagless Super Smash Bros.
2. Lagless Super Smash Bros.
3. Lagless Super Smash Bros.

 

[Joe]

Diversify your portfolio, man

 

[Tarvis]

I think most people would wish for the same things.

Money, lots of sex, and everlasting life/health

 

[Tarvis]

Also check out my supercool signature

 

[Joe]

SUPER COOL

Man immortality would really suck unless you had the power to choose when you died

 

[Natalie]

1.Money, lots of it :O
2.healing powers?.... or or a Healing fountain that'd be tight.
3.unlimitied wishes!. but cant... so thats gay...
i'd wish for another Genie

 

[Joe]

THAT IS ALSO NOT ALLOWED

 

[Joe]

Nor can you wish to give yourself the power to grant your own wishes! You get three fucking wishes and that's IT you greedy fuckers.

 

[Natalie]

lulz
fine
hmm
unlimited money
2. World peace < LULZ no.. umm sure why not lets have good health in my family and friends?...
3. can i have the healing powers?
or maybe ...Intelligence

 

[Joe]

k!

 

[Natalie]

yay

 

[Natalie]

so when i get my GENIE !!!!!!!

 

[Joe]

i dunno go digging in arabia