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Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
somebody would do it. i mean, there are some fuckers out there who are fuckin insane.
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
I dont have those kinda skills

My score would be in the negatives
 

Myoia

CAT ADVENTURE
Senior Member
Apr 10, 2007
242
Arthur
33 up, 56 down


To ruin, or attempt to ruin, someone's chances of pulling a member of the opposite sex. Can be intentional, accidental or reckless.

Roland introduced Claire to his friend, Jeremy. Jeremy called Claire "Dawn" by accident, as he thought that was her name. Claire looked at Roland confused.

Jeremy Arthured Roland.
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Francisco 22 up, 46 down

a man or boy who likes to eat and always carries a fleshlight to masturbate. he's consintly masturbateing because this creature is gay.

we cought the Francisco in the bathroom doing his buisness with his fleshlight


YODA
 

Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
Mobius438: i post yodas
StHFreebird: k
Mobius438: haha oh fuck
Mobius438: check that
Mobius438: i did NOT make that up
StHFreebird: no fucking way
Mobius438: srsly
StHFreebird: you did that
Mobius438: no man
Mobius438: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=francisco
StHFreebird: WOW
Mobius438: i know
Mobius438: im lmao'ing
StHFreebird: wow i've never seen that expression used that way
Mobius438: laughing my ass offing
Mobius438: no it doesnt make much sense
 

Bronson

I'll need a badge.
Nov 10, 2003
3,019
andrew
51 up, 48 down


Andrew (n):-



Andrew (n):-

1) A type of authentic ghetto moustache

2) An expression of sadness, excitedness, shock, etc. - dependent on tone rather than the word.

3) The act of being rejected by a beautiful bar-woman

1) Dude, that's a nice Andrew you've got going on there, need to thin it out a bit though... can't see your lips!

2) "OH ANNNDDDDRREEEEEWWWWWW!!! This microbiology is so hard!"

3) Shame! You just got Andrewed by that hot woman over there.
 

Patrick

Quite
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,380
. JR
13 up, 9 down


A Huge Rotter, or scoundrel. Someone who is unimaginable annoying; someone you can't stand, but for some reason he thinks he is your best friend.

He isn't really my friend, he's just a JR.
 

Joe

Groose
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
8,719
Did you make that up? Thats...scarily like JR.

As is Yodas.
 

Patrick

Quite
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,380
I KNOWWW and no i didn't make it up, you can check it if you want
 

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,334
1. dim 20 up, 1 down

Someone not very bright.

"What a dim fool."

No shit. NEXT

4. Dim 5 up, 2 down

A child or teenager of low intelligence, usually hanging out on street corners and looking rather menacing.

I'm not going out when it's dark, too many dims about.


Getting warmer.

DIM 6 up, 4 down

Instant Messaging whilst Drunk. DIM

Girl, I have to learn not to sign onto AIM when I have been drinking ... I DIM'd my boss last nite. EEK.


Nothing to do with Dim, but cool.

dim 6 up, 9 down

one who loves mad cock

hey are you a dim ?


We have a winner!
 
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