Urgh

[Joe]

My farts today have been just...awful. Terrible. Atrocious. I don't know what I ate, but I've taken 7 shits today and no matter how much I eat I'm fucking starving.

What is wrong with me, XF? Is it cancer?

 

[Tarvis]

what the fuck is this.

Maybe you have the R-R-R-ROID RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Better get that shit checked.

 

[Bronson]

one of my managers has irritable bowel syndrome.

he takes like 6 shits a day on average.

i was working one time, and it was like 1:30 pm, and he comes up to me and goes "i've taken 7 shits since 6 am."

i was like DAMN.

 

[Myoia]

I don't poop very often.

 

[Joe]

I will tell you how many poops I take today. I just woke up and it's been 1 so far. Oh the final tally from yesterday was 8.

 

[Joe]

Took another at about 12:50, total tally for today is 2

 

[Joe]

3rd shit taken at 3:25

 

[Joe]

make it 4

 

[Tarvis]

this thread made me laff

 

[Joe]

God I remember that day

So much poop

 

[Tarvis]

where does it all goooo

 

[Joe]

Hell

 

[Tarvis]

i think its the ocean actually

 

[Logan]

Doo-doo tanks

 

[Joe]

Poor fishies

 

[Tarvis]

i gotta be honest, all i've done at work since 8am is post.

 

[Joe]

All I did for my first year of college was post

 

[Tarvis]

its not the same!

 

[Joe]

Sure it is

 

[Logan]

guys i just took a colossal shit. im talking a WORLD ENDER.