The Andrew and Alicia writings would be my handy work. It didn't, but it should have. Man, it was damn close too. They had the plans and everything, and Andrew pussied out at the last minute when he found out HE'D have to pay for the FOOD they EAT.
Just kidding. He pussied out and told her he was moving, or some other horrible lie that any normal person would know is a lie.
man fuck you. instead of the lan you should have followed them around and videotaped the date to the end. then uploaded it here. I would have laughed my ass off.