Hello there!
Let me guide you around!
This is me. My head is a reflective surface that causes permanent blindess if you stare at it for too long, and I LOVE ME SOME GUNS GAWT DAMNIT
This is Logan. He sits at home all day and tells us how stupid we are for doing stuff with our lives
This is Bronson. Self explanatory.
This is Chris. He may weigh as much as a freight train, but he's a skilled insult assassin so watch what you post as he may try to twist it and use it against you.
This is Andrew. The internet Rage Machine. You could set his dog on fire and punch his mother in the ovaries and he'd pat you on the back telling you how good of a guy you are. Steal his Halo kill, he'll hang you from a tree
This is Bayli. She's the token cute one. She knows pretty much any internet meme/reference you could ever think of, and is sort of an Indiana Jones of the internet. She goes where others simply won't go in the name of discovery.
This is David. he loves caviar, fine wines, and walking on poor people. He's also mah BES FRAND
This is Travis. He runs the site and tells us all we should kill ourselves disguised as an irritable dog.
This is Siren. She may seem like a sweetheart on the surface, but in real life she steals the souls of the living while you are sleeping. Be vigilant and you won't fall to her schemes.
NO, THIS ISN'T JESUS. This is SuperAfroBoy, the hairy ass stoner canadian.
The newest addition to the GH family is Josh, or Ubertrance. On a scale from 0 to 10, this badass mofo gets at least a 370. He breathes excellence so hard that it's currently being used as sonar to drill for oil in the Pacific Ocean.
Did I miss anyone?
ANYWAY, WAZZZZZUP
