yay!

[Tarvis]

Lindsay Lohan is set to bare all for an upcoming Vanity Fair cover. The 19-year-old Mean Girls star, who has been the subject of weight loss shock stories in the US media for the past year, is keen to show off her healthy figure - and she has chosen to get naked for the style magazine. According to America's In Touch magazine, Lohan shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week - and it was actually her idea to pose naked. A source says, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further." In some of the Vanity Fair photos, Lindsay mimics her idol, Marilyn Monroe.

^-^

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

mmmmmmmmm... disney pr0n

too bad it wasn't playboy, though. or for a movie role.

 

[Ravengm]

Honestly. Lindsay Lohan porn. MY EYES CAN NEVER BE CLEAN!

 

[Link182]

If she doesn't look like a crack ho it will be quite nice.

 

[Kuro]

I remember when Lindsay Lohan was hot. Yeah.

 

[Ravengm]

Yeah, we all cherish those days.

 

[Tarvis]

Anyone who wouldn't bang lindsay is a cigarette.

 

[Ravengm]

She used to be hot. Now she's just a slut.

 

[Kuro]

And anyone who would bang something with an STI/D beginning with the letter H is a flaming cigarette D:

 

[Tarvis]

That's why god made condoms

 

[Kuro]

Condoms don't protect against Herpes. ;.; Sadly.

 

[Tarvis]

Herpes won't kill you. Suck it up.

 

[Ravengm]

Damn viruses being so small.

 

[Kuro]

It won't kill you, but it's not something you'll enjoy having. <would rather not have cock-sores>

 

[Ravengm]

Especially when you hear things like:
"Hey, what's that mark on your lip?"
And instead of punching the person and running (since you're in public, of course), you have to tell them something.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

tell them "These are my victory scars from banging Lindsay Lohan, bitch! And I'd do it again!"

 

[Tarvis]

Just don't give her oral.

 

[Bronson]

I <3 boobs.

 

[Logan]

i saw this tittee wunce and wuz like "omg look at dat tittee!!1"

 

[Bronson]

lmao