The Lazy Reviewer Thread

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,298
The Campaign:

Didn't really know what to expect going in, but it looked funny enough.

Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. I loved it.

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Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
You actually watched that pile of elephant dung?

WILLINGLY!?
 

Dave

We'll bang, okay?
Senior Member
Oct 7, 2006
3,298
When I first heard about The Hunger Games, I thought the people said "The Hungry Games." I thought it'd be something awesome like food eating contests.

Whatever.
 

SuperAfroBoy

Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Super Mod
Nov 10, 2003
5,129
Eating contests are like softcore porn. They're not eating it to enjoy eating it. Hiding out in the dumpster across from a fancy restaurant with a pair of binoculars, watching people actually eat and enjoy their food? Now that is some good food porn.
 

Oobs

meh...
Dec 16, 2010
1,518
My mom wanted to watch it so I watched it with her
we both pretty much hated it
 

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,182
Counter Strike GO!

SHIT! Probably better on the PC. A nightmare on xbox.

2/10
 

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,866
Way better on PC. Xbox version needs some goldeneye 64 levels of aim assist.
 

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,182
A proper review

[video=youtube;e4-RTNl_lGU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4-RTNl_lGU&feature=g-all-u[/video]
 

scrappy

Floormaster
Mar 9, 2011
610
Kingdom hearts re: chain of memories

what a game. levels were kind of boring and repetetive but it continues the story in a great way and my god...the gameplay makes for some intense boss battles
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
Senior Member
Sep 1, 2010
2,574
So I did my duty as a fan and bought Duke Nukem: Critical Mass.

It's uh...much worse than Duke Nukem Forever. Much, much worse. My IN PROGRESS score is 2/10...And that might get lower once I beat it.
 

scrappy

Floormaster
Mar 9, 2011
610
Did you beat the last two bosses?

well...ummm i guess?

i beat the main game and then went on to beat riku's story too. but sora's final boss (both the phases) were easy. it was all the sub-bosses leading up to him that were hard as shit
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
Senior Member
Sep 1, 2010
2,574
Sleeping Dogs:

7.5/10

While the game isn't terrible by any means, it has a very "been there, done that" feeling. The hand to hand combat is pretty sweet, but the shooting mechanics need some tuning. Predictable narrative. Rent it or wait for it to drop in price. Good for a play through, but it's a one and done kinda game.
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
Senior Member
Sep 1, 2010
2,574
The Witcher 2:
9/10

Amazing game. The Witcher 2 does what Mass Effect 3 promised yet never achieved -- the game molds itself around your actions. Entire sections of the game play out completely differently depending upon what you did in the previous chapter. And *grasp* the decisions you make actually impact the ending. I highly, highly recommend this to any semi-serious RPG fan. A steep challenge, finely tuned combat system, great plot, impressive visuals, and an all around awesome experience make the Witcher 2 one of my favorite games of this gen.
 

Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
Jay's Hair:

1/10

I only gave him that one because he isn't *completely* bald.
 
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