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WHAT?! I was totally a clean bean in high school. I couldn't find the right clip from Home Movies, so have this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj2JRp0lZVI

I'll bet some of yours back from when you were in high school could have made it to the hallway on their own.

"Sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week!" I'm sure that happens all the time in Brazil.

I don't like talking about clits in public. Let's talk about dicks, please.

I heard the chick calls her vagina her "sex area". That was for Casey, not SAB.

Okay, YES. Consider yourself "DUDE!!!"ed. Go watch it. DO IT.

I can not possibly "DUDE!!!" you loudly enough in text.

I never expected in my life to read the phrase "authentic dave mustaine experience".

Where is that damned sad frog.

Oobs, honestly - and blame the vodka for my candor if you must - but wtf are you doing in this thread if you couldn't even be convinced to watch this show?

Damn. That is some serious good-service/subterfuge. My guy made an exception for me and let me visit his house, in part because his scary dog loved me. Unfortunately, he rarely had anything better than schwag.

I don't even know if my old guy is still in the country anymore. Sadness.

God, me too. Why aren't I swimming in it right now?

It's my mom on the other side of those trees, freaking out because someone took the last god damned cup of fucking coffee without making another christly pot.

I know.

OH MY GOD, CASEY, I THINK IT'S JUST A NOVELTY TOY, NOT A DILDO, WTF. It's way too small? Unless it vibrates, then send me a gross.

I'll take one of each.

Be for real, Casey. You have like, six of these.

*snicker*

This weather. It fucking sucks. No me gusta.