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First of all, that looks like fucking chicken.

O.o

Curls! Oh, curls are my favorite.

Pony Express that shit to him.

To be determined, Jane.

You're all sluts.

Too late, Logan. Too. late.

If I had a dollar for every time that happened to me ...

I'll settle for a cheeseburger, then.

Bring me an ice pack and the head of a virgin.

Logan, the amount of sex appeal you're flinging out there with that display photo is a little over the top. It's giving me the sweats.

I want to comment, but I'm half afraid that a dick might fly into my mouth.

Nobody puts Logan in a folder.

No, dear. That would be sorcery.

I like them too, but don't try to call them sandwiches. You can't.

*sigh* You got me, friend.

I am a mormon.

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He's right, though. Friday is the day to get down, and you really gotta.

In Australia, "root" is a colloquialism for fuck. I found this out while chatting with an Australian, talking about a team I'd root for . They were impressed with my dedication, to say the least.