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It's disturbing you were able to locate a photo of my reaction. Although, you did get me before the drooling kicked in, which is a relief.

I got bees. Good news is: I want bees.

I'm quite excited about the cuntcans.

I really enjoyed the brief finger mustache that dude had. Really appeals to the hipster crowd.

That sponge lady was intense. I didn't even know Extreme Sponging existed. QWOP was painfully hilarious. My toddler giggled like he was watching ... something ... hilarious. Also, here: <img src="http://i873.photobucket.com/albums/ab298/zedavia/AsusAnus.png">

I really don't think I'd be able to handle his scandal.

I don't know what the hell that was, but it cracked husband up. I think he likes pants, and dramatic exits.

Husband wins the internet for finding and showing this to me: Nick Offerman Picks His Favorite Cats Who Look Like Ron Swanson

Dryness? God only knows. It looks like beeswax or something.

Cake.

Was that an ice cream cake? I'm so tired. I mean hungry.

It's a fairly great curleh.

Here's the important part: The journey was long and the company small and terrified, yet pleasant. When we finally arrived at the hallowed computer department my companion timidly approached Billy Corgan at the cash register. Okay, it wasn't actually Billy Corgan - it was a guy who looked...

When someone accuses someone else of being salty, I picture a grizzled sea captain. It probably doesn't mean that.

It's okay. I think his hair looks soft and manageable.

Slap some mustard on that awesomesausage. Also: <img src="http://i873.photobucket.com/albums/ab298/zedavia/Drugs.jpg"> Go to my blog. Is there, and more.

Your avatar makes it seem as if everything you say is being powered by meth.

I'll go right ahead and guess that you're also not into kissing your sister, sitting down to pee, or wearing your father's socks.

Fires are still very much a part of the 3rd incarnation. Now they're caused by the oven, the fireplace, trying to make the fireplace fireproof (ironic), inventing, meteor strikes and I'm sure many other things I just haven't had happen to my Sims yet. I had a Sim of my sister, and she got hit...

I'm sure this is a trap, but ... I only play Sims because it's like a virtual dollhouse. I build and decorate the house, and I write a story around the little pixel dolls inside. My best friend just asked me what I was going to do when Rachel (the original character) died. She was serious...