Andrew and Chris's awfulness can be directly attributed to a newly discovered gene. Present in over 93% of the population of earth, this gene controls the production of a special hormone that is excreted whenever the brain goes into a state of activity. This hormone then sedates the thinking portion of the brain but not the speaking portion, therefore the person is reduced to speaking crap whenever they open their mouths.
in your sub, you must put ham, turkey, corned beef, AND pepperoni. the more meat the better. i personally believe that cheddar is the superior cheese of the ones you listed. do you have honey mustard sauce? this will make your sub much better.