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here ya go dave.

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sorry about your aunt buddy
 
Hey he said he had a personal loss and a bad day, you're the last one to be able to call him out on that.

"Guys guys, it's Jay Phillips here. My cousins nephews best friends second best friends gold fish died and I'm really torn up about it. Just gonna make this post on facebook vaguely describing the situation."
 
DAMN

WE HAVE PERSONAL BLASTS OVER DEATHS

TAKING IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL

But seriously, sorry about your aunt, Josh.
 
I wasn't blasting anyone on deaths. I'm just saying the Emphathizer Bunny can't skirt Josh in an identical situation. We all friends here.
 
I just now read the post about your aunt. I saw Oobs said "Why include me in this"? and instantly went into burn mode.

Sorry 'bout the loss mane.
 
Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way, let's get this back on track!











Duke Nukem and Deus Ex will flop so hard that both 2k games and Square Enix will go under.

Pictured below: Randy Pitchford


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Meanwhile at Capcom after the release of a new Mega Man game...

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Capcom Offices after MMU cancellation:

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Gearbox Offices after DNF sales come in:

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Mega Man 9 Awards Case:

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Not pictured: the "Too Hard for Jay Phillips to Beat!" medal. The game has earned it, but there were simply too many to give out seeing as how almost every game earns said award.

Duke Nukem Forever Awards:

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Mega Man 9 Awards Case:

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Not pictured: the "Too Hard for Jay Phillips to Beat!" medal. The game has earned it, but there were simply too many to give out seeing as how almost every game earns said award.

Duke Nukem Forever Awards:

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Does that may Jay's bald head the hemorrhoid that just won't go away?
 
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