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rman

The Grapist!!
Mar 8, 2011
290
You'll probably suck at it.

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rman

The Grapist!!
Mar 8, 2011
290
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Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,243
With a highly anticipated FPS, backed by publishing giant EA, recieving --for the most part-- good reviews, one would assume that Crysis 2 is a much-played game across all platforms, right? Well, they would be wrong; it's not.

According to Xbox LIVE data published by Microsoft's "Major Nelson" Crysis 2 isn't even on the top 20 most played games on Xbox LIVE, with titles such as Call of Duty: World at War and even 2007's Halo 3 making appearances on the list -- meaning that more people play said games than Crysis 2.

Things only look worse when we take a look at statistics on Steam. According to the service, there are currently 472 players on right now, with the "peak" being 551.

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Oh well, at least Jay can beat it unlike Mega Man 9.
 

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,243
Jay and the other Kool-Aid drinkers said:
Why is everyone talking so much crap about it, randy pitchford said that it is a great gaming experience and it ha sa very long single player campaign.

Quotes from people on a forum who have actually played the game. Not people who go to a gaming convention just to play it or members of the media who may or may not be crooked.

A Real Person said:
The Demo for this game was Doo Doo

Someone who isn't clinically insane said:
I hope the full game isnt as bugy as the demo. what a letdown.

Someone not paid off by 2K games said:
i smell a flop

A person who's actually PLAYED THE GAME (not Jay) said:
This game looks just like another generic brown FPS

This game is garbage said:
most likely a let down, people who played the demo have told me its not that good. then i played the demo and man it sucked!

Wake up and smell the roses fat boy! said:
I played the first level, then it started with some ****ty buggy go-kart mission and I turned it off...

This game sucks! said:
The demo was horrible, I really hope they patched it up and totally went in the other direction Logan says good luck since the demo is just now getting done around the game going gold LOLOLOL
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
Senior Member
Sep 1, 2010
2,574
:ryan:
The game feels solid, plays great and seems to be packed full of Easter Eggs, mini games and humor so dirty, bleach isn't getting a stain like that out. I always try my best to stay professional in my articles and avoid swearing, but this Duke and it's fucking awesome, so blow it out your ass.

...we can tell you that its multiplayer has the classic deathmatch feel of some of the best shooters that helped established the genre…back before multiplayer shooters all became gray and brown military-like shooters.

Wegotthiscovered said:
Overall, Duke Nukem Forever is a solid title that fans of the series will surely appreciate. Parts of the game may feel outdated, but at its heart, it knows exactly what it is and never tries to pretend to be something its not.

Gameon said:
Even after our play-through had finished, we wanted to go back and go through the whole process again.
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
Senior Member
Sep 1, 2010
2,574
And for the record, Gamestop is sold out of the Balls of Steel Edition for both Xbox 360 and PS3.
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AND the standard edition is a top seller on X360 and PS3
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But no one wants this game, right?

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Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,243
Oh I'm sure they ran off 2 million of those and allocated gamestop all of that inventory.

Let's not be stupid about this.

:ryan:
 

Andrew

Internet Rage Machine
Senior Member
Feb 7, 2007
689
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Chris

Sweet Little Lies
Senior Member
Jan 15, 2011
2,157
Sure am glad NASCAR the GAME is THREE SPOTS HIGHER than DNF?!
 

Jay

Kept you waiting, huh?
Senior Member
Sep 1, 2010
2,574
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Logan/Bayli/Chris/Travis/Andrew : Shao Khan

Jay: Stryker

Kick: DNF review scores
 

Chris

Sweet Little Lies
Senior Member
Jan 15, 2011
2,157
So take the DNF preorders and multiply them by 4 (383172) and you have a flop. Deal with it fat boy.
 

Logan

Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
13,243
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