best Jokes ever!

[Bronson]

wow the answer is in the thread. it's from family guy.

Peter: A man grabs a woman's two children and tells her he's gonna shoot one of them and to pick the one that will live. Which one does she let die?
Whoever he was talkin to: That's not a joke...that's terrible!
Peter: WRONG! THE UGLY ONE!

 

[Joe]

yeah it was posted like twice

 

[Tarvis]

Yeah well who cares!

 

[Joe]

not you i suppose!

 

[Tarvis]

 

[Joe]

 

[Joe]

wow that smiley is gay

 

[Patrick]

lmaonade

 

[Patrick]

i like the one though

 

[Joe]

yeah is good

 

[Patrick]

the bunny is fucking old school.

 

[Joe]

 

[Joe]

Hey guys want to hear a joke

Why does NASA drink Sprite?

Cause they can't get 7 up

 

[Natalie]

What on earth is that 0.0

 

[Joe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_disaster

 

[Bayli]

Why does NASA drink Sprite?

Cause they can't get 7 up

Haha. You're awful.

 

[Joe]

You know you love it

 

[Bayli]

Straying off topic and bringing up soft drinks, Japan has made like... cucumber flavored soda and shit.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19230461/

 

[Joe]

I had some Japanese soda once and it was terrible and there was this little metal ball in the bottle, wtf Japan? Why you gotta make watermelon soda and have vending machines that sell panties with shit in 'em?

 

[Bayli]

Crazy azns.
My friend downloaded the Ragnarok Online 2 beta, and the loading screen says "NOW ROADING"