Cards of Legend - Zelda Cards Pack

I told my boyfriend that if he doesn't propose with that ring, then the answer is no.
 
And compared to what other people pay for engagement rings, 2k is NOT that big of a "D".
 
(No, I totally agree, I don't think you should spend ludicrous amounts of money on a ring when you could be investing it into your future together. )



BUT IF HE REALLY LOVES ME HE'LL SPEND THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
 
If he really loves you, he will slap you straight.
 
If he REALLY loves you, he'll propose by asking for a blowjob, and SURPRISE the ring is hanging from his penis.
 
It's great, because when people ask "Was it a traditional proposal? Did he get down on one knee?", you can reply with "Actually, I was the one on my knees."
 
I dunno whats more disturbing, a finger sized penis, or a penis sized ring finger.

:johnnycage:
 
No silly, the ring is attached to a string hanging from the erect penis.


I've thought about this.
 
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