Forum Styles

[Myoia]

I feel like I'm writing on the stripes of the American flag.

 

[Bayli]

god bless america.

 

[Link182]

yeah this style suxxorz

 

[Logan]

well theres two penisless responses.

anyone wanna make it 3?

 

[Bronson]

i have a penis, and i love it.

 

[Logan]

Heller.

 

[Tarvis]

I like my version better than russian

oh well, I'm a whore.

Oh wait this is my 1,337 post so UMMMMMMMMMMMM.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CANT RESIST MY PLOW
AND ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT MY KIT
YOULL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKSI GUARANTEE IT.

IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED
POLISHING MY PISTOLS HOW I SPENT MY DAYS
FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL
CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL
WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE,
SAID, I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE.
SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS
AND REALIZED, I SHOULD MAKE MENS SUITS IN TEXAS.

I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR.
SAID I TO THE CABBIE I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!
SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZEABLE SCHLONG
IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDNT QUIT
AND THATS WHEN I FIRST PROCLAIMED, I GUARANTEE IT!

I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN
AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT
AND THATS HOW I CAME TO SAY, I GUARANTEE IT.

 

[Bayli]

I've worked in a warehouse... MEN'S Wearhouse.
I was the greeter.