It's Friday

[Dave]

Correction. I replied to your statement with his question, but then Joe completely skipped to the end.

 

[Joe]

It's just two for five dollars!

 

[Dave]

OH WHAT THE HELL...I GUESS SO.

 

[Joe]

Really?! You mean it?! Alright, alright!

 

[Dave]

CALM DOWN...CALM DOWN...DON'T GET A BIG DICK

 

[Bronson]

OK well the video I saw yesterday had it differently but it was a montage.

YouTube - Tourette's Guy, Best Of

1:19.

 

[Joe]

Yeah we got it wrong but you can pretty much mix n' match with these quotes

 

[Dave]

That just means she likes what I like!

 

[Joe]

Ronald Mcgoddamn Donald

 

[Joe]

Tomorrow is Friday again and I have to go to work for stocktaking! AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Joe]

Tomorrow is Friday again and I have to go to work for stocktaking! AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I have absolutely zero recollection of making this post. But I was pretty drunk by then so whatever.

 

[Natalie]

friday suckkkeddddd.

me and cunt boyfriend split actually glad now.. i see he was a complete dick to me constantly.
then :O everything else kept pissing me off like getting every red light.. then not having enough vodka...
we tricked this kid i filled up the bottle a bit with water haha he drank it didnt even know.. dumb.

 

[Tarvis]

Take some nudes and post on here. THAT WILL GET BACK AT HIM and make me happy.

Also it would prolong the life of the guys on this forum. It's for the good of everyone!

PROOF:

 

[Logan]

did somebody say hooters?

 

[Joe]

Actually Mythbusters dispelled the idea that looking at boobs is as good for you as 30 minutes in the gym unfortunately

Or it wasn't mythbusters but some show similar to that.

 

[SuperAfroBoy]

man, i love mythbusters

 

[Tarvis]

To Joe: How about you shut the fuck up so I can see hooters

 

[Joe]

So go look at some hooters, I'm not somehow taking away your ability to do so by saying looking at titties is a suitable replacement for exercise.

 

[Tarvis]

YES YOU ARE.

You are undermining my arguments

 

[Joe]

Well your arguments suck so get some new ones