ITT we diss people's SSFIV Fighting style

[Jay]

Logan: Throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, throw, taunt, Kikosho, throw

Bayli: Spiral Arrow, Spiral Arrow, Spiral Arrow, Cannon Spike, Spiral Arrow, Cannon Spike



F*** YOU GUYS

 

[Logan]

Jay's Ryu vs my Chun (AKA BLOWN UP LIKE BAGHDAD):

Scenario A: Hadoken spam twice cause he's afraid of a Hosenka all over his candy ass. After he realizes he's got NO CHANCE, he'll jump twice in a row across the screen. Then he'll throw out a jumping hard punch or hard kick that is blocked. This is followed by a crouching short/mid punch (blocked) and a crouching hard kick (lol blocked of course). After I block the kick, I just poke him with Chun's crouching rh and win that way. Usually I just cut out all this for simplicity's sake and tattoo his ass with anti-airs. OHHHHHHHH.

Scenario B: Bait out that shoryuken and throw him all day.

Jay's Guile vs everyone: CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK FLASH KICK CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK FLASH KICK CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK FLASH KICK CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK EX FLASH KICK (FAILED FLASH EXPLOSION INPUT) CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK FLASH KICK CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK FLASH KICK CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK FLASH KICK CROUCH HARD KICK CROUCH HARD KICK EX FLASH KICK (FAILED FLASH EXPLOSION INPUT)

 

[Jay]

God Damnit Logan, I literally started busting out laughing and everyone else in the computer lab is staring at me like I'm a jackass

 

[Logan]

 

[Jay]

THERE IT GOES AGAIN STOP

 

[Jay]

I have tears in my eyes from that Metroid pic. Good god. I haven't laughed that hard at anything in a while.

 

[Logan]

 

[Tarvis]

Nerdcore Worm: Weeping in the corner crying like a girl with spouts of fat rage.

That's who yall haven't covered so far.

 

[Tarvis]

Is that fucking terra??

 

[Jay]

That guy that played as Dan and Ken all the time? Fuckin PUSHOVER

 

[Logan]

Nerdcore Worm: Weeping in the corner crying like a girl with spouts of fat rage.

That's who yall haven't covered so far.

looool. or getting BLOWN up by ANDREW

 

[Jay]

This is what Logan wishes he looks like:

 

[Tarvis]

GOD DAMN BARFFFF

 

[Logan]

DUN DA DUN DUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN

 

[Jay]

LMFAO

 

[Jay]

 

[Chris]

logan's future wife

 

[Jay]

THIS THREAD IS NOW DEVOTED TO RIDICULOUS COSPLAY

 

[Chris]

 

[Logan]

WAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS