Playing as Sakura or C. Viper- Pretend he knows what he's doing by actually doing a couple special attacks. Quickly devolves into just randomly doing shit until he loses.
Playing as Rose (without practice)- Forgets how to use Soul Reflect and Soul Throw and quickly loses.
Playing as Rose (with practice)- Uses the different angled soul reflects to send bitch-ass Akuma player projectiles back at them, uses Soul Throw as an anti-air when bitch-ass Akuma players try to jump closer 'cause their projectiles aren't working.
Plays King of Fighters XIII or BlazBlue instead.
Also, that chick in the Sonic cosplay pick needs to grow about 4 cup-sizes before she can even consider pulling off the Rouge look. GODDAMMIT PEOPLE KNOW YOUR LIMITS