Movie: Machete

Tarvis

Yeah, that's right.
Administrator
Nov 10, 2003
8,871
I'm 2 minutes and 45 seconds into the movie, I've already seen one guy get shot up with a hail of AK bulletins, a guy get run over by a car, a guy get his arm and and head chopped off, then his head split into two while flying away, two guys get shot while trying to be sneaky sneaky, and one guy get god damn stabbed through the lung.

10/10

Edit: 15 seconds later 3 guys get their head chopped off by the same knife at the same time.

Edit 2: 5 seconds later TITS

50/10
 

Casey

I'M A GAY SON!
Senior Member
Nov 10, 2003
2,960
Haha, the boyfriend and I saw this.

It was certainly...interesting.
 

SuperAfroBoy

Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Super Mod
Nov 10, 2003
5,129
I downloaded it last week, haven't had a chance to watch it yet. The wife is pretty excited about it though.
 
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